Monday, July 19, 2010

Homage to a Tiny Dictator

rob asked me yesterday what I planned to post as our Monday filler, and I gave him some shenanigoats story about sucky teams in baseball, but really I just planned to post this phenomenal video by one of the more underrated rappers of his time (his applying to said rapper, not rob's time, or Mr. Hand's time). Mondays suck a little less if you pretend you're in this video.

34 comments:

T.J. said...

Listen, if it was Tim Curry from "It", I'd be firing shotgun blasts too. That clown was freaky. http://bit.ly/9dPx27

Dave said...

let's hear it for "tina, tina, the sperm cleana."

Marls said...

Pour a little out for Lou Brown.

http://tinyurl.com/loubrown

Squeaky said...

This is for all you young'ns.

http://blockyourex.com/

TR said...

Marls - Did you triathle yesterday?

T.J. said...

Hold on...Zman elopes over the weekend and now Marls is running triathlons? Come on.

Marls said...

I did the NYC triathle in 2008 and I found the Hudson a bit to gross to do a return trip. I am considering a return trip to Miami which I ran in 2009.

Marls said...

Yes, The Teej. . . it is a brave new world.

T.J. said...

You're not training in the East River?

Squeaky said...

TJ, everyone is doing triathlons. You know me, mister jump on the band wagon. I'm scheduled to do one in NH next month. It's only a half ironman though.

zman said...

Marls' naturally ocurring dermal layers of grease and oil and wax give him an unfair advantage in the swimming leg. His body is so hydrophobic that he skims across the water.

zman said...

Marls is following LeBron to south beach to form the Big Four.

Marls said...

I will leave East River swimming to HE Pennypacker. The Hudson was bad enough. Just before getting into the water for the swim, somebody was good enough to point out a Coney Island Whitefish, ie. a tied off prophylactic, floating by. Sweet.

Marls said...

Considering the amount of cash the ehat have left, I might be able to get the Greg Butler memorial end of the bench spot.

Marls said...

Zman - do you get a Honeymoon after eloping or are you back bitterly lawyering?

Marls said...

Ladies and gentleman your 2010 Miami ehat.

Igor said...

Squeaky's in the half ironman triathlon, which is perfect considering his stature. There will be a lot of svelte "little people" swimming, running, and triking.

Greg said...

Zman really eloped? I thought that was just a cheap gag to temporarily boost readership during sweeps week.

Mark said...

It was to boost ratings but it did actually happen. We're fully dedicated to our ratings at G:TB.

Dave said...

igor should use costanza's tactic and not comment for a while, because his last one was a good one.

i can SEE squeaky on that tricycle, weaving towards the finish line.

i'm doing a biathlon tomorrow, weather permitting. come on, snow!

T.J. said...

One of the Pouncey boys might get Gators in trouble...http://es.pn/dvIyR5

zman said...

Joe Montana's kid had to transfer into ND? From Pasadena City College? I guess that whole legacy thing is over rated.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5388648

rob said...

i'm guessing that's not an endorsement of the junior montana's book smarts. somewhere, heath shuler says, 'you don't have to be smart to be a quarterback. or a congressman'.

T.J. said...

Wasn't Montana's kid AT Notre Dame...then transferred out to the CC...then transferred back in?

Perhaps the article says that, but I'm too lazy to click on the article.

Igor said...

Stud quarterbacks tend not to land wives that are known as "the smart one" in their family.

Dave and I were snagged for underage possession of alcohol as college sophomores, but it's didn't make ESPN. We were given citations and forced to appear before a judge, but fortunately the President of South Korea was in Williamsburg that day and the officer in question was on detail for that.

zman said...

It seems to me that Doug Flutie's golden retriever could get into BC. Montana jr. must have the IQ of a potted plant if he had to go the JuCo route into ND.

Squeaky said...

There is a video of said elopement. If only I hadn't signed that NDA.

d-train said...

marls - which tri did you do in miami? i did the profile design in march 09

d-train said...

montana did enter nd then transferred out, then back in. he allegedly did it to bolster his opportunity at nd in his later years, otherwise he would have had no shot at playin...just what i read a while back.

Marls said...

I did MIT as well. My worst run ever. I want to go back and give it a second shot, especially since it is a fun course.

T.J. said...

Twitter acting like it downed some purple drank tonite...

T.J. said...

I'm pretty sure Chris Singleton said he liked a wide stance one inning ago.

T.J. said...

Nomah is a horrific tv "analyst".

T.J. said...

SuperDevil episode of Family Guy on TBS right now.