Wednesday, July 21, 2010

On the ninth day of Strasmas...

...young Stephen will face the NL Central-leading Reds (kid just turned 22 yesterday). I know, I know - you hate baseball. Baseball is dumb and boring. Blah blah blah...the whole point of this post is to get that damn fucked up hand picture pushed further down the brain and out of our consciousness. Plus I found this cute Strasmas pic and dammit I want to use it.

Anyway, if you've perhaps been living under a rock or maybe devoting all your summer sports down time to the WNBA (Seattle is 18-2? WTF?) then you don't know about Nationals pithcing phenom/Jesus Stephen Strasburg. Well, for those that do or do not know about him, a few Stras-nuggets before tonight's game (nuggets that further push grotesque hand down page):

He's made 8 starts, lasting no less than 5 and no more than 7 innings out each time.

He's 4-2 with a 2.03 ERA and 1.03 WHIP. These are good things people.

He has struck out 68 batters in only 48.2 innings of work. He's only walked 14 guys in those 8 starts as well.

Some final interesting Stras-splits (maybe only to me):
- He's even more unstoppable at night. 1.95 ERA and .188 opponents batting average against.
- Right handed batters might as well go to the plate with a vuvuzela. Righties' slash line against Strasburg (batting average/on base percentage/slugging percentage): .175/.223./.186
- There have been 32 ABs with runners in scoring position. Stras has allowed only 6 hits in those 32 ABs (4 walks).
- Finally, if the boy gets you down 0-2, just give up. He owns you like a rented mule at 0-2. That even means you Joey Votto.

11 comments:

rob said...

soon, the hand will be but a vague memory and tr will go back to being his psychiatrist's problem.

Greg said...

I can't stop looking at that hand though. I keep wondering what made those precision cuts and what were the events that lead up to the slicing.

TR said...

It may be simply a bad-ass photoshop job. There should be more blood, right?

T.J. said...

Tractor accident?

Dave said...

i thought they were paper cuts.

rob said...

sporting! celtic! it's football at fenway!

rob said...

and zman, the red sox are finished

T.J. said...

According to twitter Jack Edwars is calling that Fenway soccer match?

rob said...

indeed - he's based in boston. he's the voice of the bruins, too.

zman said...

That 3.5 game wild card lead is indeed insurmountable.

zman said...

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