Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Adios Captain Chaos

14 comments:

TJ said...

In print, "chaos" seems misspelled every time.

Geoff said...

I thought Chris Cooley had been traded when you wrote that headline. That really bummed me out for a second there.

TJ said...

Dennis...are you still sitting through the delay in the 11th?

TR said...

Anyone else think Joba will give a special performace tonight for his meth-selling mama?

TJ said...

Yes, TR, he will...and when they come to make the bullpen change, Horatio Cane (sp?) will say "She thought she could get that speedball by us, she must feel like a fool"

(Glasses come off)

TJ said...

I never realized Ice-T's "I'm Your Pusher" sampled the Vanilla Ice tune before Mr. Van Winkle.

TJ said...

Big Z, no joke, how awesome is Biz Markie's "Nobody Beats The Biz"?

TR said...

Jose Molina may have the biggest gut of any non-NFL lineman that plays the four big US professional sports. It's like watching a latino John Goodman playing Babe Ruth.

Mark said...

As someone who's recently seen Mr. Goodman in person, I can confidently say he'd eat Jose Molina for an afternoon snack.

TR said...

Point taken. Goodman has ballooned up in recent years. He's at least five stones away from his playing weight in Raising Arizona.

Mark said...

If you ever need to laugh...just sing the chorus of "Don't Stop Believing" like an old asian man (heavy emphasis on Ls as Rs) and man, you'll be in a good mood.

This thought brought to you by, well, I think you what.

rob said...

seems the tilefitters and bathroom contractors union's been busy 'round these parts.

TJ said...

Dave Bing just got elected mayor of Detroit?

Good luck with that.

zoltan said...

Biz Markie is effing brilliant. Check out "Biz's Baddest Beats." It's a best-of album.