Today's scenario:
TJ and Jennifer are getting ready to tie the knot at their destination wedding. Unbeknownst to them, an old flame has just realized for the first time that he still has those old feelings and has decided to attend the wedding at the last second and reveal his love, even though he regretted the original invitation. Once he arrives, however, it's clear that this wedding is supposed to happen, and that the happy couple are truly that. He sits quietly in the congregation as the vows are exchanged. Stunningly, however, when it's TJ's turn, he is heard to utter, "I take thee, Swint." The guests are aghast, and the minister turns to Jennifer, asking, "Shall I continue?"
Thursday, September 08, 2005
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I'm marrying Swint, Bob Denver and the Wendy's Ranch Tooth in a massive ceremony.
Raaaaaaaaaaanch!
you're good.
will tomorrow be a scenario where TJ has a bad case of the nerves before the wedding. He drinks a little too much and stumbles as he walks into the church, breaking a few pews, splitting his pants that fit him a mere two months before the wedding. He flashes the crowd with his irish manhood amid screams and stifled giggles. A mass stamepede occurs as people break for the door to avert their eyes from the blinding whiteness of TJ's exposed skin. They are met at the door by the bride as she is about to make her way down the aisle. Unfortunately, the bride is trampled by the mob on the way out. The wedding finishes up from an OBX hospital room. After the ceremony, TJ excuses himself to go "make good use of all the damn liquor and food that we bought". Bliss ensues.
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