In honor of Gheorghe workhorse TJ Simspon's wedding next Saturday, we're sending him off with a series of congratulatory posts. In them, we who cannot attend the North Carolina wedding will theorize how the big day is going to go down.
Today's projected scenario:
After engaging in a torrid, illicit affair with his girlfriend's mother over Labor Day weekend, TJ and his bride-to-be are torn apart mid-week. Her parents arrange for her to marry someone else (Dennis in a cameo role) on Saturday, but TJ shows up during the ceremony, bangs on the windows overlooking the church nave, and they run out of the church and into his beat-up, K-car jalopy that he starts with a screwdriver. After a quick hit off a potato, they drive off together.
Chances of this becoming reality: 53% Stay tuned for other possible outcomes.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
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5 comments:
Hmmm, odd timing for that post...
Would you care to explain...
The fact I just sat down at a terminal in a public library and Whit posted 10 seconds later. Just odd I thought.
Oh...okay...
Wow, nice fucking computer for Dare County, and nice job by me not having a clue what day it is. The lesson as always, I suck. And Burr, I do have to thank you for the Google knowledge. Very helpful. And Swint, props for the reds and whites - those 2 Brothers get it done.
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