Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Wild n' Wonderful

Oh man. You haven't lived til you experience back to back nights of women's basketball in the great state of West Virginia. The undercard for this event was Tucker County High School - senior night. Not only were the two seniors on the team honored, but as a reward for good behavior, the crowd was also treated with witnessing the largest cheerleader in recorded history receive her black and gold plaque. And I'm not just talking about the cheerleader we've all seen that has to wear the different style uniform because the regular ones don't fit. Think "Shallow Hal" Gwyneth in the Daisy Dukes here. Note also that there were only 3 cheerleaders on the whole squad. But, alas, it didn't matter, because the crowds in WV aren't really worried about spirit or rooting the team on to victory. Their main concern is screaming obscenities at the refs, spitting tobacco in the bleachers - yes wooden bleachers still in the gym, and reminiscing about the 10-point buck they killed the day before. No wonder I like going to these games - especially the cursing at the refs bit . . .

The main event was some Big East college hoops: WVU v. G-town. This was surprisingly entertaining. Some chicks can actually play basketball it turns out. The best part, however, was being curiously arroused by a shooting guard named Meg Bulger who plays for the Mountaineers. That's sister to former WVU standout Kate Bulger and, most notably, sister to one Marc Bulger. Check out the link below. Although being built somewhat like Marc, and could more than likely kick my ass, she was strangely delicious . . .

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/profile.cfm?id=100564&sport=wbball

5 comments:

T.J. said...

And here we find Kate in the WNBA, looking like Marc in a blond wig:
http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/kate_bulger/

Michael Jack said...

worst mistake that this blog has ever made is allowing Douglas to post on here. even worse is that he goes by Dennis. even worse than that is his love for Duke basketball, which probably started right around 1990 or so, after he moved away from liking Indiana basketball. He also doesn't know what the NHL is.

T.J. said...

Poor poor Dennis. Can't get a break. Oh yeah, the NHL is this sports league that used to exist, they played something called "hockey" - crazy sport, played on ice, by alot of foreign guys. Sorely missed by Canadians.

Jerry said...

Actually, I think that people who change team affiliations should feel pretty comfortable here.

Whitney said...

"worst mistake that this blog has ever made"???

MJ (and I relish the paradox of that acronym), scan back through the pages of Gheorghe and see if you really believe that isn't massive hyperbole. It might not even crack the Top 10.

And Jerry, semi-subtle potshots are not supportive of our mission here in any way.