Subtitle: More Reasons Why You Don't Let Men Named Kiki Captain Your Ship
Trivia: Name another "famous" Kiki.
On December 27, Kiki Vandeweghe fired coach Jeff Bzdelik after the Nuggets dropped 6 straight to slip to 13-15. Former Showtime Laker Michael Cooper replaced him but has lost 5 straight after winning his first game, and they're now at 14-20. (Michael, the fans aren't yelling, "Cooooooop!") During the latest skid, Carmelo Anthony has shot 28-91 from the floor, but he defended himself by claiming that the crap shots he's hurling up aren't really his -- his friend accidentally left them in his bag.
Maybe, just maybe, it wasn't the coach? Cooper and former backcourt mate Byron Scott are a combined 5-34 as coaches this year, and that's after a big Hornets win over the New York "If You're Crappy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands" Knickerbockers -- who lead the once-proud Atlantic Division with a 17-18 record. Can't Magic and Rambis get back into coaching and contribute to the futility? Apparently A.C. Green is too busy these days making up for all the sex he didn't have while in the NBA.
But seriously, people: www.kurtrambis.com
Trivia Answers: singer Kiki Dee ("Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" with Elton), artist Kiki Smith, Hall of Fame outfielder Kiki Cuyler, and adult film actress Kiki D'Aire (you owe it to yourself to check out her filmography -- it reads even funnier than Randal's rant in Clerks.
(These do not count as correct answers: Kiko Calero, Kiko Garcia, Ki Kim, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, or Michael Swint.)
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
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5 comments:
Caleb calls Kirsten "Kiki" on The OC.
How did our anti-O.C. filter let Jerry slip one by us? Usually we like to keep the content of this site more highbrow, like TJ's "Did you guys see this in the news recently?" TJ is Jay Leno meets Larry King meets Chris Farley.
Shit, does that make me dead?
I assume that post was to see if I was still alive and reading this unfortunate blog. Yes, still here. planning a fantasy baseball league. very busy. Whit, can you do some ghost writing for Hot Action?
Hot Action or Duffman Speaks - which will post next? This is high drama.
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