Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Poop...Now There's A Funny Word

This story is one million times funnier because it involves Rasheed Wallace. Trust me. If only Najeh Davenport could've been courtside...

A stink was raised during halftime of the Detroit Pistons-Orlando Magic NBA game on Tuesday night when the start of the second half was delayed by three minutes after a seeing-eye dog relieved itself on the court.
When the Pistons came out for warmups,
Rasheed Wallace walked up to the lane where the excrement had fallen, stopped and stared in disbelief. His teammates were just as confused before wide smiles broke out.
A custodian was enlisted to scoop up the mess and wipe up the remains with cleaner, a mop and towels.

2 comments:

Jerry said...

Step 1: Scan newspapers for lowest common denominator fluff story.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.

T.J. said...

Now if only I could get paid like Leno for ripping off his bit...