Getting your starfish a glorious pearly white might be worth the risk of potential death. If this works, we could get a whole generation of covid cured, Fox News watching, over 65, potential porn stars. While politically conservative, mature, tushy play adult entertainment is a niche market, it’s probably underserved meaning this also creates jobs! POTUS is playing 4D chess (which I think is a lot like Crossbows & Catapults if you added a time machine) while the rest of you liberal, unbleached poopholers are still playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
Saturday, April 25, 2020
POTUS: Doctor & Lifestyle Consultant
While the president has caught a lot of shit for suggesting that folks mainline bleach into their systems, maybe....just maybe, he was on to something. If the treatment doesn’t kill you, you could get some pretty awesome side effects.
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marls got into the good shit last night
Crossbows and Catapults had better marketers than designers. I say this as a disappointed former Crossbows and Catapults owner.
To Whitney’s question on the last post: Definitely down for JazzFest next year.
Actually have a September trip to New Orleans booked. Did it pre-COVID 19. Really hoping it’s cool to make that trip by then.
I had crossbows and catapults too. Was fun. I made up my own rules, just like I made up invisible friends to play against.
Samantha Oh has a bleached anus. Not sure why I know that.
Always Sunny deserves more credit as one of the all-time great comedies.
Mark - should I be la’pleased that the Jets drafted Gator RB La’Mical Perine?
Buckwheat Zydeco in 10 mins
That was awesome. Even better than I remember from 2003, but it was late in the day, and, you know, New Orleans.
Funky Meters on now. This thing is cool.
Funky Meters up now. Hell yes
Jets having a good draft imo.
Bucs are too and I rarely feel that way.
TR- Yes you should. I wanted Perine for Tampa. He’s a terrific receiver out of the backfield and would’ve been a nice match for Brady. Hes got good vision and quickness. Not huge but runs with good power. He’s not going to jump off the screen but he’s a complete back. And an adult.
All that sounds good. We’ll need him after Jets cut Bell after this season.
NYC media is absolutely in love w/ GM Joe Douglas right now. He is showing signs of competence and discipline. The bar is so low for Jets employees.
Jake Fromm dropping to pick 167 is sad. Kid went penthouse to outhouse in a couple years.
Are you comparing Buffalo to an outhouse? I'm not saying you're inaccurate, just asking for clarification. I can't complain about the Bills' draft. If you count Diggs as part of the haul, they got a #1 receiver, a DE with 26.5 sacks in 37 games, an RB who averaged 6+ ypc each of the last two years, a couple of of big WR, and Jake Fromm. I would always like to see more help at DB and OL but I'm fine with this draft.
All I meant was Fromm was a true freshman sensation in the fall of 2017 who almost won a title that year. Colt McCoy made the mistake of staying in school too long and crushing his draft prospects. Fromm left early when he wasn’t wanted by the NFL. Not sure if Georgia has a stud prospect they want, which made them nudge Fromm out, but a strong senior year would have helped his stock. Unless he knows he‘s doo doo and won’t improve.
And yes - Buffalo is an outhouse.
Georgia didn’t shove him out the door for a stud prospect. They have one but he’s an incoming freshman. Georgia actually had to get a grad transfer QB from Wake Forest to fill the hole left by Fromm.
I also don’t think Fromm was ever actually be a tip pick. It’s kind of like when people said Matt Barkley was going to be a top pick. He doesn’t have the physical tools to be a top QB prospect for the NFL.
Hoo boy, this Dr John set is strong.
So why would Fromm leave now? Was an agent telling him he would be a 3rd round pick? Is he tired of getting beaten by LSU and Georgia? Life must be fun as a star SEC QB. Why give that up?
Because you’d rather kick it at Dave n Buster’s in Buffalo.
I’m enjoying Dr. John as well, Rootsy. Good shit.
It didn’t make much sense to me either, TR. He’s coming off his worst season. A season in which he lacked many real weapons. Georgia is loaded with young playmakers on offense. Unproven but highly rated as preps. Would’ve made sense to come back. That said, I don’t think he had any clue he’d be a 5th round pick when he declared.
And yes. Life IS fun a for a star SEC QB. I saw it relatively up close with Rex Grossman and that dude took full fucking advantage.
Sexy Rexy
hey guys, big gulps huh?
You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later.
Jess decided tonight we need an air fryer. Any of you folks have one? Which one is best?
I too would be interested in hearing about air fryers. All the cool kids who cook keto swear by them.
We have one. Mother in law got us one a couple years back for Christmas. Worth it to add to your home cooking arsenal.
some of you know our friend shannon from college. her husband gary is battling pancreatic cancer. he's an elementary school principal near richmond. check out this story about what a bunch of his students did today:
https://www.wric.com/news/local-news/elementary-school-principal-battling-cancer-gets-parade-of-support-at-home/?fbclid=IwAR07u4iESpVEFjyNPIP_XBaLVF30VD2W0MPM4AoDH9D5RnaBl9ObFOYRE7I
some people are pretty neat.
We have an air fryer, used it tonight in fact for brussel sprouts. It gets a decent amount of use roughly 18 months in. Ninja is our brand.
Nice story Rob. Good folks, all of 'em. Thoughts are there.
The Last Dance is bringing me a lot of joy.
afuckingmen
We have a 10 PM school night bedtime for our kids. We watched episode 3 and then I put them down. Digging into episode 4 now. Too good to wait for them.
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