Bear game recognize hog game |
A couple of recent events have me wondering if it's more of a warning, or at least more of prediction. Humans, it must be said, aren't exactly covering ourselves in glory at the moment. And I think the animals are planning something.
In Italy, a pack of feral hogs stole $22,000 worth of cocaine from a dumb group of traffickers and stashed it in various places around a forest in eastern Tuscany. Feral hogs are bad enough - those fuckers are mean as hell, and dangerous to boot - but if they're training elite commando units (with 30-50 feral hogs in each) and feeding them coke, we're gonna have a problem on our hands.
Moo, motherfucker |
"Four legs good, two legs bad" may have been corrupted in Orwell's original manuscript, but if we know what's what, we'll keep our eyes on the four-legged in our midst. It doesn't take much imagination to conjure a scenario where the planet's decided that we're a fucking menace, and that it's done waiting for us to listen to our better angels. Feral cows, indeed.
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Perhaps the most Gheorghe post of the year.
and, you see where climate change-related drought and record fires in australia have erased 80 percent of koalas' natural habitat? some researchers say they're now "functionally extinct" -- a term i'm appropriating to describe myself. no way a deity permits human activity to wipe out those cuddly little bastards without serious repercussions.
it's kind of the ur-gheorghe. whimsically/incorrectly interpolating scientific and anecdotal evidence in service of faux alarmism to avoid grappling with actual problems. although the koala thing is a bitch.
Don't make the mistake of cuddling with a koala. They have sharp teeth and sharper claws. You will be in a world of hurt if you get between them and their eucalyptus leave for a cuddle.
You've been warned.
I learned of the phrase "perineum sunning" today. Color me intrigued.
Worth a google search, but maybe not on your work PC.
Aim it high to the sky, TR
I take it personally when teams spit the bit on MNF. So screw you, Rams.
hello gheorghies. hanging in vegas airport for my redeye to jax by way of charlotte, reading about perineum sunning.
Well, this is horrible and relevant
link don't work. moose out front told me.
tribe giving 6 to morehead state this evening. (note: this is not an invitation for another episode of zman: the perv.) this is the kinda game where a good team easily covers that number. as you know, we have no idea what this team actually is, so your guess is as good as ours.
Sorry, here's the right link. Still horrible.
And so nobody should say, "I'm gettin' Morehead +6.9"?
jesus, fuck. that story is way horrible.
Awful. I liked it better when the link didn't work.
Tribe up 20 with 3:38 til half!
Tribe up 10 at half.
Stay tuned.
best podcast about feral hogs i've ever heard:
https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/n8hw3d
Tribe back up 18 with 4:48 to play.
Tribe up 10 with 3:47 to play.
This team can give up points in a hurry.
Tribe wins by 11. Listened to the 2nd half on the way home from class. Mild entertainment.
tribe, y'all
Hit the dispensary this afternoon. Watched the first episode of The Mandalorian. Solid start to Thanksgiving.
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