Sunday, June 12, 2016
They say that a Gordie Howe Hat Trick was a goal, an assist, and a fight in the same game. People in the know suggest that such a thing really wasn't all that frequent, but only because nobody wanted to fight Gordie Howe since he was so damn tough.
The notion of that kind of trifecta got me thinking, though. We're multi-faceted here at G:TB. Like an onion (or an ogre), we've got layers. I put it to you, good people of Gheorghedom: what is a G:TB hat trick?
Is it a Wrenball post, Muppet filler, and zjurisprudence?
Or perhaps a Test podcast post, a Bills/Browns preview, and a moderately-informed political rant?
Maybe you go for chick rock, soccer, and Gheorghemas?
We've got a catchphrase, but we need a pithy descriptor. Who's Gordie Howe enough to give us one?