Season’s Greetings
habitués of the internet’s premier sports, music, travel, legal,
Romanian lifestyle blog. It’s that most
horrible sporting time of the year when we must suffer through the offerings of
the Beef ‘O’ Brady Bowl, rare decent college hoops matchup, tail end of the
played out NFL season or be forced to watch any of the shit show known as the
Knicks before things pick up after the new year. But fear not sports
enthusiasts, there is an equally stimulating alternative being played out
across the drink on waterlogged pitches for the Boxing Day EPL schedule.
December 26th
is known as Boxing Day everywhere around the world of whitey (excepting
in ‘merica for reasons unknown to me).
Apparently this is the day when servants and tradesmen would receive
gifts from their bosses or employers, known as a "Christmas box ". Seemingly, in America the only box our
forebears’ ‘servants’ would get is a bang on the ear.
Given the fact that most leagues take the Christmas week off
and the Germans take three weeks off (how inefficient) it should come as no
surprise that our industrious former overlords schedule no less than three
games over the holiday week in the English Premier League. This glut of games not only allows us to
watch overpaid foreigners hard at work playing kickball while we sit on our
collective arses enjoying treacle tarts but also is thought to be a defining
week of the season; afterwards, we know which teams are genuine title
contenders and also those doomed to relegation like Fulham (rumors of a
decidedly mediocre Clint Dempsey return abound - sadly his wife Bethany would
have to follow and watch this travesty).
Regardless, here’s a quick preview of what magic lies in
wait for all.
Saturday, Dec. 21 – Not much magic today, a clash of the
United’s, Manchester and West Ham might offer yet another embarrassment for the
title holders. Currently in 9th place, United look well poised to
lose at home yet again to another average side.
Sunday, Dec. 22 – Only two unmagical games to choose from
but Southampton-Tottenham is the one to watch. Southampton look great for a
broke team of unknowns while Spurs look like crap and have just fired their 9th
manager in 12 odd years last week after getting shellacked 5-0 at home to
Manchester City.
Monday, Dec. 23 – Schedule heats up to tepid magic today. Arsenal play Chelsea, both of these title
contenders need to notch a win in this always contentious derby. Look for Chelsea to take it to Arsenal away
from home and literally kick these Eurotrash short passers all over the pitch,
English style.
Saturday, Dec. 28 – eh, getting sick of all the magic by
now.
Sunday, Dec. 29 – Chelsea vs. Liverpool. I’d favor moving to
Ohio over supporting either of these
teams. Watch Everton vs. Southampton instead, NJ hometown hero Tim Howard will
shut out these dogs while wondering why he ever ditched this look.
January 1 – Everyone’s sick of footie at this point after
watching our teams lose or tie 3 games in succession but we will watch a
Manchester United – Tottenham Hotspur shitfest
while preparing for a tasty Rose Bowl matchup. Old school smashmouth football
will see the Spartans over the 4 point favorites Stanford and in the strangest
bowl matchup, the Pinstripe Bowl will see Rutgers lose but easily cover the 17.5
point spread for Notre Dame who rarely win by double digits, especially when
helmed by the pocket-interceptor that is Tommy Rees.
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it
right.”
― Oprah Winfrey
― Oprah Winfrey
33 comments:
looks like a sprained ankle there.
gnaaaaaarly!
xmas dinner at capital grille last night. i skipped lunch in preparation. rob - you and I drank a manhattan together last night. i then went on to eat a porterhouse the size of your torso. am good through lunch today.
i was content with a 16oz ribeye, danimal. still probably good until lunch. rarely eat the red meat these days.
Cowboy cut ribeye?
I love the Beef O'Brady's Bowl if only for the commercials for Beef O'Brady's. It's one of those chain restaurants I've never seen in person but only heard about through legend/folklore (like Sonic and I'm sure there are others i can think of). It's probably like a poor man's Bennigan's but when you only see the commercials, the sky is the limit.
Not to be confused with Beef Tuelich.
couple firestone double jacks for lunch. good start to the holidays.
Harvey Firestone?
z! huge news. there's a tesla showroom inside tysons corner mall. you can walk right up and pet one.
There's one in my local mall as well but I haven't been (I detest malls). I'm interested in seeing the new Model X in the flesh. It's a tall wagon/Honda Crosstour type of thing with gullwing doors. Online it looks like a jellybean with wheels, and not in a good way.
Hi, Gheorghies!!
Beef O'Brady's is a decided step down from Bennigans (RIP). It's basically bar food in a family friendly atmosphere (big game room for kids, beer/wine and TVs for adults). The food is meh at best. The chain started in Florida so there are tons of them down here. I haven't set foot in one in years. No reason, unless you live in some extra shitty town without a real sports bar.
I did date a girl that worked at Beef O'Bradys in college. She was also a college cheerleader. So, she got me free food/beer and was pretty hot. That's probably why our relationship lasted as long as it did.
Point of order on Man U: they have been sucking arse this year, but schmotzed Aston Villa last week and have three very winnable games ahead (Hammers, Hull City, Norwich). They are 10 points back with 22 left to play, so let's not bury them yet.
And they got a sweet draw in the knockout round of the Champs a League (Olympiakos).
Oly! It's the water!
A hearty thank you to The Big Lead for introducing me to
Lucy Pinder. She seems very nice.
Lucy Pinder! Hammers! Schmotzed! Vintage TR.
tribe at home against the goucher gouchos this evening, as they resume play after the break for exams. brandon britt returns from his season-long suspension.
The Knicks have a home game tomorrow but are staying in a hotel tonight because so many guys on the team can't be trusted to not go out and get hammered tonight. Seriously, Woodson instituted a curfew tonight at the hotel. The average age of the Knicks is 30.
Dempsey back with Fulham in Jan, him and Berbatov might rawk. Suarez re-signs until 2018 so will be around until summer at least. Avery IPA, GGMU, f Knicks.
tr, close observers of gtb would note that lucy pinder graced these pages way back in 2011:
http://gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2011/06/happy-flag-day.html
and that's...one to grow on.
I'm dying over here. http://es.pn/19CUFoo
New neighbor drives tesla. He's a Frenchy, not that there is anything wrong with that. One of my other neighbors got to drive it. I've yet to meet him.
Did I tell you about my ex who went to Goucher?
breaking: goucher is actually nicknamed the gophers. which is even better.
Via the Magic of Twitter I just discovered that there is a PG signed to Michigan State named Lourawls Nairn. That is the greatest first name of all time. I'm not accepting any further entries.
Is Gophers the worst animal nickname around for a sports team? I think it might be.
golden gophers is pretty dope
In no way intimidating. Gains points for being uncommon. And you're in the bag for all things Minnesota.
banana slugs? lord jeffs? blue hose?
The National's "Trouble Will Find Me" is pairing well with Dale's Pale right about now. Solid all the way through. Both, that is.
moved from double jack to double bastard. gonna be seeing double soon.
For anybody counting, there are now three Eastern Conference teams over .500 and ten Western Conference teams over .500. Ridiculous.
The Bucks are 5-21 and are 5.5 games out.
I don't think banana slugs counts as an animal in my personal rankings. Just wrapped presents for two hours. That'll leave a lot of drinking time on Christmas Eve.
Lourawls Nairn, you've made me so very happy!
nice job, "fat guy". what channel do i need to watch these games?
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