Thursday, December 12, 2013

VH1 Cooks Up Some Red Velvet

It's as if executives at VH1 said "What can we do to make zman watch one of our shows?" Ghostface Killah and his wife Kelsey Nykole will appear on the new season of Couple's Therapy starting January 2.



I guess Kelsey just read the lyrics to Wildflower. I can't wait to see Pretty Tone do his thing, although I hope the show doesn't turn GFK into a caricature of himself like Surreal Life/Flavor of Love did to Flavor Flav. Set your DVRs accordingly.

25 comments:

TR said...

I wonder where Kelsey went for her post-baccelearaute studies.

Greg said...

Amherst

Marls said...

She seems like more of a Smith woman.

zman said...

The Beastie Boys countersued GoldieBlox yesterday. I don't see anyone coming out of this quagmire with an improved public image.

Clarence said...

So the improvement to public image? Limited. Punk rock.

Clarence said...

Kim Jong Un has executed his uncle. The charges included administering noogies, purple nurples, and charley horses, as well as buying him a case of beer and a Playboy when he was 16.

Sorry. Murder isn't really a laughing matter, no matter the farcical world in which it takes place.

Marls said...

Too bad, I heard he could throw a football over a mountain.

TR said...

I think you're confusing him with Lazlo Hollyfeld.

Lumpy said...

TR, any idea what's going on with APC after hrs?

Marls said...

Bankruptcy court ruled against an Anadarko subsidiary regarding some environmental cleanup costs.

Lumpy said...

Well shit. Thanks marls

rob said...

wait a minute, did we just witness some insider skullduggery? blue horseshoe loves annacott steel?

Lumpy said...

Unfortunately no. If this was inside I wouldn't be caught in the gap down. Maybe I should moonlight as a janitor in marls office?

Dave said...

sell 30 april at 142!

zman said...

The widow Schroeder gave Tootie the tip on the Anaconda Realty Trust too.

Lumpy said...

I'm still tryin to figure out how to exploit zmans expertise in dog poo and swank

rob said...

free anadarko!

TR said...

Swank the magazine?

TR said...

To understand how dumb the "Receptions" stat is on its own, think about how useless the "Rushes" stat is on its own.

Lumpy said...

You've heard of it?

zman said...

Deion just said that Welker is making is presence felt because he is hurt. Interesting.

zman said...

Receptions and rushes are important if you're into fantasy football. Can't score points if you don't get he ball.

Lumpy said...

Gheorghe trivia question: if you credit Russell Wilson with time at nc state then they have 3 current starting qb's. is there any other program with more

zman said...

I don't think so. If Ponder counts as a QB he and EJ Manuel went to FSU. That's the most I can think of.

Squeaky said...

Hi Gheorghies! Riding the high altitude. A lot of depressed Bronco's fans to make fun of here. Good.

Got a random glimpse at the new caddy logo the other day. Nothing shocking but a definite change. Feeling old when Cadillacs start looking like decent options for cars. Yeah early midlife crisis.