On the second day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me...
A fat guy in a jer-sey
I knocked zwoman up again.
Yesterday we learned that we're having a girl. In honor of Gheorghemas' second day, I ask you, dear readers, to submit two names (first and middle) for zdaughter. I will christen zdaughter with the best submission (note that this is 100% not going to happen given that zwoman reserves the right to use her executive zveto in this matter).
Factors that will be considered include flourish, flow, flippancy, originality, monogram potential, alliteration, allusion, Ghostfaciacity, Buffalo Billsiness, dopeness, anything involving a Joan Harris gif, and of course Gheorgheness, as well as anything else that strikes my fancy upon review.
Please use the following format:
[first name] [middle name] zdaughter
For example, Xaviera Yasmeen zdaughter.
It's bad enough that my child will bear whatever moniker you clowns come up with, there's no need to drag her real last name into this lest someday she reenacts Marlo's "my name is my name" speech when she hears that her name was on the internet.
I look forward to your comments. Have fun, but remember ... this is my little girl you're talking about here.