Sunday, November 10, 2013

Atonement

I've been following the Rob Ford story (seriously, go read the 'substance abuse incidents' section of his Wikipedia entry - in separate incidents since 1999 he cops to abusing alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, and crack cocaine, all while serving as a city councillor and then mayor.) for several months. But by the time I finally got around to putting keyboard to blog editing app and post about it, the corpulent Toronto mayor's crack-smoking, binge-drinking, opponent-bullying, favor-seeking, interest-conflicting goofwhackery had crossed into the mainstream.

To make up for my failure to alert you to this story, here's a picture that combines Rob Ford with football. Enjoy.


31 comments:

Marls said...

I love TR's comment to end the last post.

Marls said...

BTW, Wrens at Rutgers on Sat. November 23rd at 2 PM. What time are we getting to Dave's house?

zman said...

I'm sure everyone else already knew this but TR's googling instructions also show that AJ McCarron has one of, if not the, worst Jesus pieces tattooed on his chest. As Ghostface said, "I been had my Jesus piece since '94, my eagle too" but like most Jesus pieces his is removable.

TR said...

I would guess it's a fake, Zman.

TR said...

Unfortunately, this man is not my grandfather:

http://www.my9nj.com/story/23914889/nj-man-75-pleads-in-drug-prostitution-sweep?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass

zman said...

Kurt Warner's Movember stache is fantastic.

TR said...

I am about to fly to Houston, but you lucky couch potatoes should catch the rest of Man U - Arsenal on NBC Sports. Huge match for both teams. It's scoreless early on.

Even if you don't care, tune in to look at Wayne Rooney's fake hair. Very amusing.

zman said...

Anyone else excited for Berman to refer to Scott Tolzien as JRR Tolzien and/or make a hobbit joke?

zman said...

Eli has a dirty Sanchez going on. And a mustache that appears to be drawn on with feces.

Marls said...

Eli!

zman said...

Don't these Killzone Shadow Fall ads seem misplaced on Veterans Day?

rob said...

apparently i'm pretty big in vegas:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/unlv-loses-second-chance-bowl-game-twitter-loses-its-collective-head

rob said...

danimal, keep yourself safe during the riots that will inevitably follow the jags' historic win.

Mark said...

Fun way to go to OT in Cincinnati.

Mark said...

TR/Zman- McCarron's chest tattoo is absolutely real. He's had it for some time now and has been adding to it the past two off seasons. It's spectacularly awful.

Danimal said...

Hey GTB brass....how many people look at GTB in a given year. Feel free to email me.

Jags are nice.

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TR said...

Holy crap, Mark. Can't believe that is true.

With ink like that, he's never gonna bed a pretty girl. Oh wait...

rob said...

somewhere between 50 and 60,000 visits per year, danimal.

rob said...

if you're looking to advertise, you can make the check out to 'doofus overlord'.

zman said...

Not Sweetdick Willie?

zman said...

Why does Cam Newton wear a towel on his head?

Danimal said...

Thanks Rob. I was a little off.

rob said...

high or low? in fairness, probably 98% of those are from the same 10 people.

Danimal said...

I guessed higher. Way higher.

Danimal said...

You people continue to disappoint me.

rob said...

the numbers used to be somewhat higher, danimal. quality ain't what it used to be once we started letting just any schmuck post up in here.

Shlara said...

anyone else watching this Wiz vs OKC game? The Wiz were winning most of the game. Then KD woke up. Going to OT.

rob said...

clarence, chvrches are coming to the norva on 11/27. i can't attend, but i'd like a full report. and a smedium t-shirt.

http://chvrch.es/shows

Mark said...

In watched the end, Shlara. All Wizards fans should be thankful for Brad Beal. On the verge of being a perennial all star.

rob said...

mark, forgive me for the delay in congratulating you. not cool. glad to see the bucs have the inside track on the first pick in the draft next year. teddy bridgewater will look good in pewter. so would marcus mariota.