Dennis will be protecting Fort G:TB over the weekend, as I will be hitting the beach with Whit and Rob (and many, many more characters) for the 14th Annual Outer Banks Fishing Trip. It will take us days to recover from this, so I suggesting watching a lot of TV and perhaps getting past page 3 of Atlas Shurgged while we're gone. Just don't watch a second of "Who's Now" on SportsCenter...I'm trying to help you, I swear.Whit, Rob - As an extremely wise piece of absorbent fabric once said, "Don't forget to bring a towel..."
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Geoffrey, got any sleeper picks for the British? We've got to get prepped for an OBFT pool...
ReplyDeleteWhat a proud day - G:TB is the #2 item under this search:
ReplyDelete"joey buttafuocco jokes"
I'm going to write an Open Championship preview this afternoon...I think...but my non-Tiger picks are Jim Furyk, Lucas Glover, Justin Rose, Hunter Mahan and Charles Howell III.
ReplyDeleteI backed Chuck Howell the Third as well...and Rory McIlroy.
ReplyDeleteYes, my pronostication skills in this arena are weak. Excluding Tiger, only two of my picks made the cut.
ReplyDeleteLooooooong day down at the cracker factory...and rather miserable as well.
ReplyDeletethe entire g:tb editorial staff is suffering from the effects of a long, long weekend. personally, i'd like it if someone could put me out of my misery.
ReplyDeleteDid you have fun this weekend Thomas? Were you able to handle the fun without losing your mind like a skittish puppy when the doorbell rings?
ReplyDeleteI just wrote an epic screed on the french and ABC/ESPN/Disney/Universal/KMart...
ReplyDelete...if you need something to read...
ReplyDeleteFun was had by all...just not my liver. And I did some serious vomiting Saturday night, so that was a blast.
ReplyDeleteI also allowed to sun to hit my flesh for way too long Saturday afternoon.
ReplyDeleteit's true. he looks like a cherry dumdum.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, looks are not deceiving.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why I'm mentioning this, but I just pictured TJ running around like the aformentioned puppy whenever his doorbell rings and, well,it had me laughing pretty hard. The infection must be stronger than I thought.
ReplyDeleteThe Doofus Overlord Fun Overload?
ReplyDeleteThe NY Post, always bringing it...
ReplyDeleteTJ: Please tell me that you'll be buying this game. The mascot on top of the jumbotron is pure genius...
ReplyDeletehttp://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/07/try-to-tackle-juice-and-hell-cut-your.html
Is that the clip where the Grim Reaper pops up when OJ scores? If so, I've watched it 5 times since yesterday...laughing more each time.
ReplyDeleteHey, that Lindsay Lohan is having a good week...
ReplyDeleteThomas...I was just review Orenthal's wikipedia page...and you need to get a copy of this:
ReplyDeleteO.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose (made-for-TV) (1974)
Oh, and Skip Bayless is ripping Roger Goodell right now for suspending Vick. Why? Because no one else is.
Yep, that's the clip. I too, can't get enough of it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Michael Vick will break all of Flutie's records in the CFL?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with these USC running backs...
ReplyDeleteJuly 24, 2007 -- KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."
Charles White totally grabbed my ass at Republic Gardens a couple weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteHe thought thats where you kept your blow.
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