Friday, July 27, 2007

Midnight Manny?

Big day for me down at Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, but there's always time for the completely uninspired GTB "Separated at Birth" segment. Today's installment stars Quahog's most nefarious ladies man and sexual deviant, Glenn Quagmire, and the manager of your Washington Nationals, Manny Acta. Giggity giggity goo...

25 comments:

TJ said...

I initially thought Quagmire was the host of "The Side Boob Hour", but it was actually Peter. Watching Manny Acta host "The Side Boob Hour" after a tough loss would be comedic gold.

TJ said...

I also had to post something this morning because it's kind of hard to keep adding comments to the post below after the Skip Prosser thing.

Dennis said...

TJ, can we get an update on the outstanding Gnats bet we have going?

TJ said...

You settle down...lot of ball left.

Dennis said...

And while I have the floor, I'll take this opportunity to post my 2007 Redskins predictions...based purely on extensive statistical analysis and player scouting during my lunch break at Dominion Brewery (across the street from Redskin Park, site of my ill-fated interview in the summer of 1997).

Your results will be as follows:

Miami - W
@ Philly - L
Giants - W
Bye
Detroit - W
@ Green Bay - W
Arizona - W
@ New England - L
@ NY Jets - W
Philly - W
@ Dallas - L
@ Tampa Bay - W
Buffalo - W
Chicago - L
@ NY Giants - L
@ Minnesota - W
Dallas - W

By my math that's 11-5 and a solid NFC Wild Card birth. A botched snap or two here and there, and I see an NFC East title. I'm a little concerned about the early season Bye, which may result in a late unexpected loss on the road due to fatigue to say Tampa or Minnesota (a game which could also sneak up on us as the Skins look ahead to Dallas to secure the playoff birth in the season finale).

Tawk amongst yaselves...

Geoff said...

That would certainly be nice. I went thru it with Swint a couple weeks ago and had them at 10-6 or 9-7--pretty much the same results as Dennis, only with an added loss to the Eagles and maybe Buffalo or Tampa.

Every Redskins fan has the Giants going something like 6-10 this year...and every Giants fan has the Redskins going 5-11. Someone is going to be shocked.

TJ said...

The Yankees need to dump Kyle Farnsworth immediately. What a douche.

Whitney said...

Washington Redskins: 6-10.
That from a Skins fan. I'm willing to bet on it.

Dennis said...

Dinner at Capital Grille the Skins win more than 6 games...

TJ said...

Jim Bowden, superstar GM...

Geoff said...

Hi TJ! Whatchya doin'?

TJ said...

Recovering from a wicked case of SARS...you all legal to get hitched now?

Geoff said...

I gots my license. NY and the Catholics say it's okay for me to marry...a girl...

TJ said...

Those Catholics can be a real pain in the ass...

TJ said...

A little Nordberg to brighten my day...

Mark said...

So you're, like, technically married and shit now, Geoff?

TJ said...

As Lee Corso might say, "Not so fast my friend..."

Geoffy gets hitched in a few weeks.

Geoff said...

I'm technically "allowed" to get married. Got a little over three weeks left...

Mark said...

I'm confused by all the steps that directly lead to marriage in a "church". Thanks for the clarification.

And TJ, we're fighting now that you chose to quote Corso.

TJ said...

Did you just declare a Thumb War?

Mark said...

No, but...1,2,3,4...

TJ said...

The "Battle for All of Dad's Leftover Liquor":

TULSA, Okla. -- Oral Roberts confirmed Wednesday that it will play Oklahoma State in the All-College Classic this December, pitting two of Eddie Sutton's sons against each other.

The Dec. 20 game on a neutral court in Oklahoma City will be the first time Scott Sutton of Oral Roberts and Sean Sutton of Oklahoma State will coach against one another.

Mark said...

Did you know that all male student smust wear a shirt and tie while attending any university events (including class) at ORU? Why would anybody ever go to a school like that?

Greg said...

Besides, after you graduate from ORU, you have to deal with people laughing , (explosively in my case) when you answer the basic question, "Where did you go to college?"

Dennis said...

The jackfaces at UVA do it too....