"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered." -- a very coy Major Mike Shearer
Wink and a nod, MAJ Shearer, wink and a nod.
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Although, a moose once bit my sister. Mind you, moose bites can be extremely nasty.
As can moose-knuckles...
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
I recently thought to myself, "Why is Blazing Saddles never shown on TV?"
Didn't take but a second to figure that one out.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
clemens goes this evening against the devil raaays with a chance to put teejay way out in front in our bet.
as of 7/12:
era:
wakefield: 4.97
clemens: 3.63
whip:
wakefield: 1.34
clemens: 1.11
baa:
wakefield: .247
clemens: .231
without cheating, guess kwame brown's career ppg and rpg.
6 and 6? I have no idea. I do know he made like $10 million dollars this year. I didn't follow the Lakers (Or the NBA) too closely this year, but I'm just not sure he earned that.
I'll guess 4.7ppg and 5 rpg.
We both went too low...
But this made me giggle...
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Ummmm...who?
yeah, 10 and 6 - i was borderline shocked by the ppg number.
tom boswell was a hell of an actor, and writes a mean column.
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