Monday, June 04, 2007

Mark Mallory is laughing at Louie DePalma

It's a shame there is not yet video of Danny DeVito's first pitch yesterday prior to the Phillies/Giants game, but based on the photo below you can just imagine how dismal it was. Take Cincy Mayor Mark Mallory's pitch, and then imagine it being 100 times worse. It was Rhea Perlman ugly. My bet is the lei really threw him off... yeah, that must be it.

10 comments:

TJ said...

By the way, that image is to scale.

Dennis said...

The Phils could slide Danny right into the bullpen and nobody would really notice....

TJ said...

Because he would fit neatly under the stools?

TJ said...

I don't know what to do with this piece of info:

"In a match made in tabloid heaven, the father of murdered child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey and the mother of missing-in-Aruba teen Natalee Holloway are dating, FOX News has confirmed.

John Ramsey, 63, and Beth Holloway Twitty, 46, have been romantically involved since January 2007, though the two met at a fundraiser last summer."

rob said...

levale spaigner is a white guy. how 'bout that?

rob said...

also, levale speigner.

TJ said...

And he is absolutely atrocious.

The Duke of Kickball said...

That's what Alfonseca's been hiding under his jersey!

Meatwad said...

spaighner is most definitely on the 'Reggie Cleveland All-Stars".

Meatwad said...

also, speigner. Damn!