Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I just couldn't resist

I read it here first, and he read it here first and it looks like we can all thank the Columbus Dispatch for such stellar reporting...however, it doesn't matter where I read it, it just matters that I laughed...and laughed. Alot.

There's always room for "Greased Up Deaf Guy":

31 comments:

rob said...

tribe gets fairfield in the bracket busters megaevent. teej, i defer to your maac wisdom, but gotta believe the good guys should be heavy favorites, no?

T.J. said...

Robert, that is correct. Despite the Tribe's complete ineptitude of late, they should beat a 8-15 Fairfield squad. By the way, I have been to the Fairfield campus, and it is hurting. But I got plenty drunk.

rob said...

nice to see that the tech gnomes got you back online. the interweb was a bleaker place without you.

T.J. said...

"Stage 3: Profit" is a tremendous IT firm.

Mark said...

TJ,

Since you know lots of useless shit, I'm asking you: In the "My Black Son" montage, the scene where Peter wheels to a table (in an office style chair)in his Ohio shirt and then makes a goofy expression is definitely from an 80s shows opening credits. I guessed "Who's the Boss" but am not sure. Any clue?

Yep, I'm pretty over work at this point.

Mark said...

Also he's a ninja!

T.J. said...

This is driving me nuts...it's not "Who's the Boss?" or "Mr. Belvedere", I just checked those on YouTube...

T.J. said...

Yep...after re-watching the tape, I thought that looked like an Alex P. Keaton move...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iliLnQmaEOA

Mark said...

Nice call.

T.J. said...

Syracuse and Maryland are in serious trouble.

rob said...

verrry disappointed in the terps - they were my early-season darlings and they've regressed badly.

Mark said...

The Cuse got smashed last night. I can't recall a Cuse squad having the 2-3 carved up so thoroughly before.

T.J. said...

I believe I heard this correctly - Notre Dame standout Russell Carter narrowed his college choices down to ND and William & Mary...

T.J. said...

He had 18 and 6 last night for the Irish.

T.J. said...

Anyone seen Peter Vecsey?

There have been some whispers that Favre would like to see the offense upgraded and, perhaps, even have the Packers trade for disgruntled Oakland receiver Randy Moss.

Mark said...

I'd like to see that, if only b/c the confusion that would come fromm trying to decide whether to fellate Favre or bash Moss might cause some media member's head to explode.

rob said...

tj - vcu@hofstra tonight, rams can pretty much tie a bow around the caa.

Whitney said...

And the team owner's name is Tom Doyle? There's no way an article that mentions Gheorghe and Tom Doyle in the same article is legit.

rob said...

tribe gives me matrimonial dominance with a win over the wife's alma mater last night. closer than it should have been, but the good guys are 2/5 of the way to making me look smart(er).

T.J. said...

I hate blogger

Mark said...

Me too. Btw, am I going to receive links on my blog anytime soon? No rush, I just need to keep my legions of fans updated.

T.J. said...

Simma down now

T.J. said...

Soylent Green is people?

T.J. said...

Can you guess what two donkey footballers grace Feb 2007 on my free Carolina Panthers wall calendar?

Mark said...

Keyshawn Johnson and Todd Sauerbraun?

T.J. said...

One is a hurting DB...and the other a strugglrific TE...

rob said...

wesley walls?

T.J. said...

Closer...also a terrible whitey...

T.J. said...

I hate new blogger

rob said...

kris mangum.

T.J. said...

Yes...and Mike Minter.