Monday, August 30, 2004

Sunday afternoon hardball

Questionable baseball leads to questionable posting:

Mets - Yikes, walking corpse Robin Ventura hit Grand Slam (I prefer the Moons Over My Hammy) #17? Whitney cannot be happy about this. Or perhaps he has stopped watching baseball all together.

Orioles - They ended a 12 game losing streak, mainly thanks to Eric Young graduating from the Roger Cedeno school of baserunning (with honors).

Astros - Wait, did Whitney see Dan Wheeler's debut against the Cubs yesterday? As per baseball tradition, Mr. Wheeler plunked Derek Lee in the 9th after Carlos Beltran got kneecapped and Lance Berkman decapitated in the 8th. Right now, Whitney is sending 44 magazine subscriptions to the Wheeler household. Speaking of the Cubs, what the hell is up with that bullpen?

And last but not least, how excited do you think Rob Russell is right now?

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