Saturday, October 09, 2021

What Football Club Should a Gheorghie Support

Dave is a polymath, the Copernicus of the Raritan. He's a voracious reader, a deep thinker (when he's not a derp thinker), a man who reads physics texts for fun while also sporting a Ween tattoo. 

Dave's also a soccer coach, a tactical innovator who invents his own drills and adapts his style to meet the
unique needs of his team. He needs to root for a side that's stretching the game's limits, embracing modern training and tactics, viewing the game through a different lens.

Matthew Benham is a polymath, educated as a physicist, trained as a banker, wealthy from a statistics-aided run of success as a gambling entrepreneur, owner of multiple European football teams, including the fun to spell and say Danish club FC Midtjylland. (Dave should support them, but that's not why we're here.) 

Benham made much of his considerable fortune applying computational analytics to sports gambling, and when he purchased the football team he rooted for as a child, he set out to use the same approach to drag that team from the depths of the English pyramid. In 2012, when he became majority shareholder, that club languished in League One, the second-lowest full-time professional league in the country.

Around that time, Benham became friends with Rasmus Ankersen, a Danish entrepreneur with a passion for football and innovation. Ankerson applied statistical models to player acquisition and club management, and found a fellow traveler in Benham. Ankersen is the chairman of Midtjylland and the co-director of football for Benham's English club. And he gives a mean TEDx Talk.

Since that time, Benham's team has risen steadily through the ranks, seeking market inefficiencies to identity and acquire undervalued players and playing an attacking style that hopes to maximize expected goals (xG) over the course of a season on the theory that over the long run, teams that create more chances will more often be rewarded. After falling to Fulham in the Championship playoff final in 2019, Benham's team defeated Swansea in 2020 to gain promotion to the Premier League for the first time.

In their first seven games at the highest level, the team has made a mark. They defeated Arsenal, 2-0, intheir first match in the top flight, and currently sit in 7th place with only a single loss on their record. They just played a barnburner at Anfield, getting an 82nd minute goal from Yoane Wissa to tie hosts Liverpool. They're fun to watch, and there's a whole lot that suggests they'll stick around for a while.

Dave should root for Brentford, the Premier League's smartest and most interesting team.

Up the Bees! Up the Dave!

40 comments:

Mark said...

I kind of want to root for Brentford now.

As stated on the last thread, I awoke at 5:30 this morning completely wide awake. Tried to go to sleep for 15 minutes. Got up and sent some emails for work. Went to the gym at 6. Came home with coffee for the wife and took the kid to soccer practice at 9. Picked the kid up and did some grocery shopping. Back home and in need of some food. Pretty sure that’s it for me as a productive husband/father for the day.

TR said...

I slept in until 9, walked my dog and made coffee. That’s about it. I am leaving shortly to help folks set up for my town’s Chili & Beer Fest today. It is a mile from our place. I volunteered to be a chili judge in the “Homestyle” category. It is at 4 PM. The event runs from 2-5. I hope they like their judges drunk.

rootsminer said...

I tuned into the last few minutes of Brentford-Liverpool 3-3 draw. The jubiliation among Brentford supporters at the tie was awesome, and their serenading the club's manager with 'Hey Jude' from the stands afterwards was incredibly moving.

zman said...

zwoman's dog awoke at 5:30 so I took her out and picked up her droppings shortly thereafter. Then I made coffee, put in a terrible performance in the mini, worked the spelling bee a bit, and read the news. Then I put in a Peloton performance of which I am not ashamed, ate an apple, changed my clothes and took zson to fencing. Then I mowed the lawn, showered, and picked up zson. The docket includes a trip to PetSmart for a bigger crate and a bully stick holder for zwoman's dog, Costco for zson's new glasses, the mulch pit, the butcher, and a haircut if there's time.

21-year-old zman is ashamed of 47-year-old zman.

Whitney said...

51 year old me just woke up a little bit ago. Oof

Marls said...

21 year old ZMan just smoked a heater on the “balcony” and went back to bed not giving two shits about the dude who did more work before noon than he did all semester. He also just got yelled at by FOG:TB Dr. S because somebody puked in his pot.

Call me Ishmael

zman said...

Who leaves cookware in the bathroom?

T.J. said...

Blogger has failed me all day. But I started my day walking over the Brooklyn Bridge, and now sit atop a roof drinking champagne.

Mark said...

Zman put me to fucking shame. I did ditch my family and have a couple of beers during the Florida game. Going to smoke some wings and make some potato skins for dinner. Also put TJ and the fam on some NYC game for good times. I’m a pretty versatile guy.

TR said...

Unlimited chili, all you can drink beer/wine and sunny 70 degree weather are a good combo. T - 40 minutes until I judge homestyle chili. Unfortunately, I am very full.

Marls said...

The flatulence in the TR abode tonight is going to be world class.

zman said...

Why should this night be different from any other?

Mark said...

I just got a picture of TJ in Brooklyn that makes it appear as if TJ has a champagne penis…

TR said...

WORLD. CLASS.

Sadly, low carb living means little/no dairy for my lactose intolerance.

I have already eaten a quart of chili and my palate is about as refined as Thomas Hayden Church’s was in Sideways.

Marls said...

Champagne penis & caviar dreams

OBX dave said...

Days late with this, cuz, well, it's me. But a little on the Urbs situation in J'ville. A friend who covers NFL, and was in Jax for several years, still has connections there.

As Mark noted, big issue team-wise was not flying back with team after loss. Bad look. That, plus video, infuriated Khan. My buddy was told that there were actual buyout discussions that didn't go as Urbs hoped, and Khan put out that pretty remarkable statement about regaining trust.

My buddy was also told that Urb's M.O. completely turns off locker room. He's brought in some college assistants whose methods and approach viewed as a joke by many in the room. 'Clown show' was phrase used.

Hell, our guy Mike Tomlin took a veiled shot at Urbs in advance of Pitts-Denver game, with media. It's standard for head coach to have session with opposing team media. Meyer blew off his session couple weeks ago, for spurious reasons. Tomlin was asked about agreeing to talk with outside media and said, essentially, I try to accommodate our beat guys and if they're cooperated with and have access to opposing teams, then I'm gonna do the same and always will.

Donna said...

So explain this to me — can he be fired for cause? Or not? I’ve read articles saying yes and those saying no.
And regardless, why not fire him? Would it cost too much if they have to honor his contract?
He’s clearly a jackass. Not that being so has ever mattered for holding a job in the NFL… can’t they find someone better?

TR said...

I know LSU is once again a shell of their championship team, but Kentucky is laying the smack down early. Stoops went for it in the 1st qtr on 4th and goal from the 4, and made it.

Mark said...

Ed O isn’t quite Gene Chiszik but he’s not far off. The Joe Brady-Joe Burrow combination was a once in a generation combo. Take out that 15-0 and he’s a below .500 head coach.

Also, did NOT see whatever is going down in College station coming.

TR said...

Yeah - Ed O caught lightning in a bottle 2 yrs ago. But Mark Stoops has really built something in Lexington.

The College Station situation is unbelievable. The team (and Calzada)!were gawdawful vs Colorado. And now he’s 13 for 14 for 183 in the first half. Craziness.

Mark said...

Stoops is a good coach. He’s built a program with an identity in Lexington. He was also smart enough to go after the mid tier Ohio (and other rust belt) recruits and sell them on playing in the SEC. It’s been a brilliant angle and he’s done a great job developing those recruits.

What A&M is doing tonight is nuts. They’ve sucked this year but….

TR said...

I don’t see A&M scoring again (at 31 now). I think they definitely lose. Would love to be wrong, but don’t see it.

TR said...

Hate that decision by Saban to kick a FG when down by 4 and inside the 5.

TR said...

Happy to be wrong. That was fun as hell.

Danimal said...

Yes indeed! Thought that kick was going hard left until a power of higher sorts blew it back.

TR said...

Stormy Buonantony is apparently an actual person’s name.

Dave said...

ok! i will root for the brentford bees! you've convinced me with flattery . . .

Dave said...

i also had some unlimited flatulence last night. tequila, wine, lebanese food and then found a cider donut and ate it right before i went to bed. apparently, i slept through most of it though . . .

rootsminer said...

My wife and oldest are in northern Va for a soccer tourney. He has celiac, so there are lots of foods we don't have in our house. Little brother asked to try fried chicken last night. He was not disappointed.

rob said...

does he play for valley united, rootsy?

rootsminer said...

He does. I think they played a Loudon team this morning.

TR said...

The Jets will only be on National TV one more time. Thank God for that. Watching them is brutal.

rob said...

saw a bunch of valley united kids this weekend. the u15 girls i coach played a valley team yesterday. fun game.

Mark said...

Nobody. And I mean nobody wants to make a FG to win this Bengals-Packers game.

rob said...

raise a glass to mark, the birthday boy

TR said...

Hi gents. Somebody started a text thread to share Teej’s champagne dong pic. Whoever did that added my wife’s cell, not mine. So maybe you all delete that thread and/or watch what you say? Gracias.

T.J. said...

I blame zman

And happy birthday to Mark

Mark said...

I made a comment about TJ’s champagne penis. And then it became a text thread. I am not responsible.

Thanks for the Birthday love. Been a more stressful day than I was hoping for. Lost one of my diamond earrings (now found after many searches) and our garage fridge/freezer shit the bed. Finally said fuck it and decided to by a brand new fridge and move the main fridge to the garage. So I get to spend thousands of dollars on my birthday. Yaaaay!!

Whitney said...

Happy Birthday, Mark!

TR said...

Happy birthday, Mark. Sucks about the fridge!