Somewhere, Charlie Brown is smoking a cigarette, the Little Red-Haired Girl's head nestled against his shoulder as they lay in the afterglow of beautiful cartoon lovemaking. Lucy's sitting outside wondering how the hell he kicked that ball so far.
Me quoting myself using this very piece of prose is becoming something of a tradition this time of year. This is at least the fourth time I've done it. Perhaps it's because that memory is still seared so vividly in my mind.So forgive my indulgence while we wait for a new fanbase to experience the pleasure of amorous animation. It was just so bolt from the blue blissful.
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Florida and Jim McElwain are apparently negotia buyout. My buddy texted me about it this morning. I was dubious but he’s connected so I listened. Now the rumors are being tweeted out by Gator beat writers. What. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteRelated to none of this, its salamander season in zyard. Over a dozen of various size and coloring.
ReplyDeleteThat is huge news potentially. That can’t be due tomorrow his season....maybe he was the guy that humped the shark.
ReplyDeleteDue to his.
ReplyDeleteThere have been rumors that’s he’s been at odds with the athletic administration for a while now. His weird death threats press conference definitely ratcheted that up this week. Florida has a new AD this year (from Mississippi State) so he has no allegiance to him. Between the CC scandal and the death threat thing, as well as another year of shitty offense, the new AD may just want to hit reset.
ReplyDeleteI understand that and think McElwain has underperformed offensively but also think this year looks FAR different without callaway and Scarlett in the lineup. More than anything, I’m not in favor of continued instability in the football program.
*With Callaway and Scarlett in the lineup. Both are borderline first round talents.
ReplyDeleteGetting rid of him imo is a mistake.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteTaking the worst ass whipping Florida’s taken in decades isn’t going to help his case much though.
My sister-in-law and girlfriend moved into an apartment today. Her first as an adult. We’re experiencing all the feels right now. These last eight years have been quite a ride.
ReplyDeleteThis is a poorly coached football team.
ReplyDeletethat's some nice prose there squirrely.
ReplyDeleteT.J. needs to reread his last comment because it sounds like he's dating his sister-in-law. It also sounds like he started dating her when she was very young.
He might want to clarify.
ReplyDeleteMisery Loves Company was great but I had company for exactly 1 year.
ReplyDeleteLike it or not, McElwain is gooooone.
ReplyDeleteBuckeyes awesome comeback. Then crap call on 2-pt conversion and crap kick. Bullet in foot.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm wrong as always.
ReplyDeleteWow, that OSU comeback
ReplyDeleteDave, eat a dick
ReplyDeleteI am loving Samwise Gamgee in Season 2 of Stranger Things.
ReplyDeleteThe Ohio State comeback was great. Penn State not using Barkley on the final drive was maddening.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy late playoff baseball.
Marls, this is for you:
ReplyDeletehey gheorghies
that's quite a hey gheorghies.
ReplyDeletesamwise! i couldn't figure out where that guy was from.
and teej, you should be thanking me, i'm just making sure no one thinks your an incestuous pedophile! (that job is spoken for)
High School English Teachers Making Grade School Grammatical Errors
ReplyDelete...on the next edition of Gheorghe: The Blog
EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING, BIOTCHES
ReplyDeleteCurb Your Enthusiasm is tremendous. I think I might have more beers than usual this afternoon.
ReplyDelete"You ever seen a titty?"
ReplyDeleteNote that the English teacher made a grammatical error while correcting someone else's syntax (which was perfectly fine, albeit not perfectly clear if you don't know Teedge's family).
ReplyDeleteThe Jets cheerleaders look absolutely miserable--they're tatted up in Halloween costumes and their halftime show starts out with them lying down in a pile at midfield. I cannot think of a reason to sit in the stands in these conditions unless I was much younger and much drunker.
ReplyDeleteTatted = tarted
ReplyDeleteMcElwain is gone. I appreciate Florida’s urgency with the firing. If he’s done then get his ass outta there immediately.
ReplyDeleteThe Bulls hoodie that’s Aswan McDermott is wearing is pretty sweet.
ReplyDeleteCowboys by 3 over Washington is tempting to give the points and take big D bags. They should win going away. But never bet on DAL/WAS.
ReplyDeleteBills hoodie. My autocorrect is, not surprisingly, NBA centric.
ReplyDeleteTook zdaughter to a trunk or treat. She chose to be Chewbacca which is surprising, but not as surprising as the mom who was dressed as a naughty darth Vader.
ReplyDeleteI assume aswan is sean.
ReplyDeletepics or it didn't happen, z. of the hoodie or the naughty vader.
ReplyDeleteNo, Aswan is my nickname for him. Long story.
ReplyDeleteLike the dam. Or Dam Aswan given their personnel moves lately.
ReplyDeleteY’all’s punctuation/spelling has been sucking a lot recently. Get your shit together.
ReplyDeleteThe Jackie Stewart Heineken add is cool but how many Americans known who he is?
ReplyDeletei've been to the aswan dam! did not see any giant nile perch, but i was on the lookout.
ReplyDeletei bet a lot of americans roughly our age know who he is from his broadcasting days. younger than us? maybe not so much.
ReplyDeletecavs are off to a flying start
ReplyDeleteI had no idea who he was until I saw the commercial. But I’m not a big car racing guy.
ReplyDeleteBunch of Baltimore Specials in Houston tonight.
ReplyDeleteFun Fall Classic.
I really wish JuJu Smith-Schuster said "Age is but a number it's all about maturity."
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