Sunday, October 01, 2017

The Full Bogar

Andrew Romine isn't very good at professional baseballing. In 508 games, he's hit 10 homers, driven in 79 runs, and posted a .602 OPS. He aspires to mediocrity.

But tonight, he entered into the G:TB pantheon. Tonight, Andrew Romine went Full Bogar.


In the waning days of a miserable season for the Detroit Tigers, skipper Brad Ausmus let Romine play all nine positions, making him the fifth player in history to do so at the major league level. It's likely to be the highlight of Romine's MLB career, just like it was the highlight of a long-lost minor league ballgame for a group of college-aged idiots.

Sports, though they're too conflated with the clusterfuckery of the modern world at the moment, are still awesome.

41 comments:

zman said...

OJ is out!

Mark said...

I believe what tut meant to say is "The Juice is loose!".

TR said...

King Tut?

zman said...

Aminhotep.

mayhugh said...

Musical Gheorghies - a leader tasked me to recommend some "walk up music" for him for a coming presentation. He wants something recent and my music knowledge stops at about 2005. Can I get some help? Only criteria - recent, fairly work appropriate. To paraphrase Russell Hammond, just make me look cool...

rob said...

what's his taste? alternative? country? screamo?

TR said...

One recommendation: "Intro" by The xx.

Mark said...

The Bills are good?

And the Texans currently have 57 (57!) on the Titans?

Mark said...

That's a great recommendation by TR. The wife and I waked in to our wedding reception to "Spottieottiedopalicious", which is also never a bad choice.

mayhugh said...

This guy is probably more into hip hop or pop. His go to right now is Bruno Mars. Will try out the recs.

zman said...

Curb your enthusiasm is back tonight right? Curb >> Seahawks/Colts.

Whitney said...

In the past 10 days, I've attended performances by Adam Ant, Jack Johnson, the Psychedelic Furs, and a Grateful Dead cover band. I'm probably not the best person to consult on recent pop music.

rob said...

depending on his level of self-importance, aloe blacc's 'the man' is both fun and aggressive.

rob said...

living colour is playing my local venue in october. what's your favorite color, baby?

Whitney said...

Living Colour put on one of my favorite shows of all time. Boathouse '89. Just a few years ago.

rob said...

according to the interwebs, they still tour with their original lineup. kinda excited.

Whitney said...

Isn't that the Friday of Homecoming weekend? Dude.

Not that any of you other "alums" bother coming down for a gathering of old friends at our alma mater. Marls excepted, perhaps.

rob said...

i spoke to marls about this situation over a couple of beers in a bucolic county brewery setting just a few hours ago. as i'm a dedicated father and pillar of my community, i have to coach a pair of soccer games that saturday and sunday. and as a conscientious though sometimes less than fully-committed employee of the man, i have to jump on a train sunday afternoon to head to philadelphia for a conference. so my homecoming will be more home and less coming. which, when i think about it, is basically my average weekend.

TR said...

Colts' long snapper is Tribe alum Luke Rhodes (#46). Tribe pride!

zman said...

I have no idea what or how, but something needs to be done to curtail mass shootings.

Marls said...

The answer is clearly more guns. If people could carry openly and not deal with pesky permit laws this would never happen. Ohhh, the mass shooting happened in Nevada where that is already the case? Nevermind.

zman said...

Even if you want to accept "more guns" as the solution, how many and why type of guns would be needed to stop a guy shoot down from the 32nd floor of a building across the street at night while you're standing in a fairground presumably lit by klieg lights?

Squeaky said...

A little Gheorgheian local news to distract from the other depressing news.

Whitney said...

RIP Tom Petty. Holy crap.

rootsminer said...

This is surely one of the worst fucking Mondays in history, right?

Mark said...

I'll be in Gainesville this weekend. Hopefully the play lots of Petty on the The Swamp on Saturday.

Whitney said...

Just changed up the ORF Rock track list for tonight to ensure we get some Petty songs on the air.

rootsminer said...

I'd already been kicking myself for not making it to a show on this year's tour.

I'm going to crank up some Mudcrutch on my ride home today!

Whitney said...

I blew off seeing him at jazz fest this year because it was raining. Lame excuse. Saw him in Northern Virginia in the 90s and in San Francisco a few years ago. Always an outstanding performer.

Marls said...

Blew off seeing him at jazz fest because it was a fucking monsoon and nobody was sure they were even going to play. Still lame, but not as lame.

rootsminer said...

At least you saw him. His version of cry to me from the boxed set is a good 'urn, and fitting today.

zman said...

zson loves the Solomon Burke version so we need to check out Petty's cover.

TR said...

Dylan and Lynne are tast Wilburys standing.

American Girl may have been the most played Jersey Shore bar band cover song ever. Never got old, unless the band sucked.

Petty was interviewed by Maron several years ago. Totally entertaining. Seemed to be an awesome dude

I only ever bought Full Moon Fever and the Greatest Hits. Both on cassette.

The Iovino/Dre doc had some good Petty color.

And the Freefalling video featured a spandex-wearing female skateboarder with tremendous camel toe. Before you hate on that comment, remember it was '91, I was 16 and options were limited.

RIP, Tom.

Danimal said...

Ending the day with the premiere of Curb. I recommend the same if you haven't already.

zman said...

Petty is still alive!

zman said...

2017 version of TR has limitless options.

Dave said...

petty is my favorite, especially "don't come around her no more," which i named the greatest recording of all time in some hyperbolic g:tb post. i don't know if i can go through his death all over again, but this first fake version really moved me (and we were recording the podcast tonight, so we've got my heartfelt reaction to his fake death on audio). weird.

Dave said...

curb your enthusiasm?

Whitney said...

Dave, we played hay very song on he radio show tonight. It's a keeper.

Whitney said...

the radio, he radio, she radio...

Whitney said...

Jay Gruden calls the dumbest time-out of the season and KC wins the game. He should not be the head coach.