Friday, December 04, 2015

The Twelve Days of Gheorghe-mas, Day 1: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK

It's that most wonderful time of the year yet again, folks: Gheorghe-mas. Our mildly successful faux holiday celebrating all that is Gheorghey has returned.

Despite those first two sentences being identical to last year's Day 1 post, this next piece is different. "A fat guy in a jer-sey" has been retired (for this year at least).

Instead, I give you...

On the first day of Gheorghe-mas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A donk with split personal-ity




Happy Gheorghe-mas to you and yours.
/Insert my tired jokes about "Christmas Eve in Washington" and "Christmas Shoes" here...

16 comments:

rob said...

and unto us, a child(like man) is born. and he shall be called wonderful, counselor, gheorgie.

rob said...

my boss has been hunkered down at mcsorley's with some of his fraternity brothers since 2:00. kinda jealous.

TR said...

strong editing, gents.

Clarence said...

What I love about McSorley's is that if he has been there since 2 o'clock, he's been drinking at a steady pace since 2 o'clock. House rules.

rob said...

yeah, he ate a big plate of pasta to get a base before he headed in. that should make for interesting puke.

mr kq said...

I thought you were the boss?

zman said...

You're not the boss of me. Teedge is MF Doom?

T.J. said...

Just call me King Geedorah

TR said...

You're not my boss. You're not the king of me. I am the fucking king of Dirk.

rob said...

here's one that'll amuse you. tomorrow, my wife and daughter are headed to newark to see busta rhymes, mary j blige, diddy, lil wayne, sean paul and others in a holiday concert.

zman said...

Newark NJ or DE? I assume the dirty Jerz.

rob said...

yessir. at the prudential center.

zman said...

Marvin Lewis has zero playoff wins in thirteen years as the Bengals' head coach? How is that possible?

zman said...

They should swing by here for a mini summit. They all read GTB right?

mr kq said...

Working through the STP library this eve. So many good tunes.

rob said...

the place he died is a couple of hundred yards from the hotel i stay at every time i go to minny. it's the least rock and roll place you could imagine.