It's that most wonderful time of the year yet again, folks: Gheorghe-mas. Our mildly successful faux holiday celebrating all that is Gheorghey has returned.
Despite those first two sentences being identical to last year's Day 1 post, this next piece is different. "A fat guy in a jer-sey" has been retired (for this year at least).
Instead, I give you...
On the first day of Gheorghe-mas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A donk with split personal-ity
/Insert my tired jokes about "Christmas Eve in Washington" and "Christmas Shoes" here...