It's that most wonderful time of the year yet again, folks: Gheorghe-mas. Our mildly successful faux holiday celebrating all that is Gheorghey has returned.
Despite those first two sentences being identical to last year's Day 1 post, this next piece is different. "A fat guy in a jer-sey" has been retired (for this year at least).
Instead, I give you...
On the first day of Gheorghe-mas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A donk with split personal-ity
Happy Gheorghe-mas to you and yours.
/Insert my tired jokes about "Christmas Eve in Washington" and "Christmas Shoes" here...
Friday, December 04, 2015
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and unto us, a child(like man) is born. and he shall be called wonderful, counselor, gheorgie.
ReplyDeletemy boss has been hunkered down at mcsorley's with some of his fraternity brothers since 2:00. kinda jealous.
ReplyDeletestrong editing, gents.
ReplyDeleteWhat I love about McSorley's is that if he has been there since 2 o'clock, he's been drinking at a steady pace since 2 o'clock. House rules.
ReplyDeleteyeah, he ate a big plate of pasta to get a base before he headed in. that should make for interesting puke.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were the boss?
ReplyDeleteYou're not the boss of me. Teedge is MF Doom?
ReplyDeleteJust call me King Geedorah
ReplyDeleteYou're not my boss. You're not the king of me. I am the fucking king of Dirk.
ReplyDeletehere's one that'll amuse you. tomorrow, my wife and daughter are headed to newark to see busta rhymes, mary j blige, diddy, lil wayne, sean paul and others in a holiday concert.
ReplyDeleteNewark NJ or DE? I assume the dirty Jerz.
ReplyDeleteyessir. at the prudential center.
ReplyDeleteMarvin Lewis has zero playoff wins in thirteen years as the Bengals' head coach? How is that possible?
ReplyDeleteThey should swing by here for a mini summit. They all read GTB right?
ReplyDeleteWorking through the STP library this eve. So many good tunes.
ReplyDeletethe place he died is a couple of hundred yards from the hotel i stay at every time i go to minny. it's the least rock and roll place you could imagine.
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