Thursday, December 10, 2015

Gheorghemas Is The Giving Season

While IROC-Z readies something that will dazzle us, we need to give the people what they want. Clarence brings gifts!

Skymall coming back made Baby Tejus happy, but not as happy as this might:



And this is the perfect gift for people to give Whitney.  (People like Mr. KQ, maybe.)


Winchester's own Escutcheon Brewery has crafted the perfect pint for those lamenting Monday night's debacle.  John Riggins 4th and 1 pilsner.  The picture above has everything for the Riggo fan: Don McNeal falling, the Sandy Baby quote, and beer.  Sigh.  Read the WaPo article.and DCers should sample some at the Verizon Center Greene Turtle tomorrow for Happy Hour with the Honorary Hog himself.


Rob, you get David Price and the Clarence-awarded Best GTBer of 2015.  Those things, like the Goonies, R good enough.  

More gifts when lulls occur throughout Gheorghemas.

Cheers,
Clarence

31 comments:

Danimal said...

Nice find clar bear. This brewery looks to be no more than about .69 miles from the former cribby of twalt's and yours truly. Will check it out in a couple of weeks.

Squeaky said...

The world needs more rubber bands in beards. Someone get on that.

rob said...

best gtber! i'd like to thanks my fans - you make it all worth doing.

Squeaky said...

So by now you probably know the guy that jacked up prices for an off-patient drug is the proud owner the $2 million Wu-Tang album. In a Senate committee meeting today he was repeated referred to as 'Mr. Wu-Tang' which probably makes him even more happy.

T.J. said...

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS SHOW

zman said...

I think the outrage over Turing's price increase is overblown given the realities of government pricing. That said, I'm outraged that such a dooshenozzle got his hands on the album.

rob said...

got my opm letter today. i'm one of the chosen.

mr kq said...

Sweet poster. See what I did there? Stupid question - what time does HH commence for Whitney?

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T.J. said...

I'm back as emcee of the work holiday party today.

OH YEAH

Clarence said...

As the Kool-Aid guy?

T.J. said...

OH YEAH

Whitney said...

Kenny, life is Happy Hour for me

mr kq said...

You ought to put that on a tee shirt or something. Seemed to work out well for the Jacobs Bros.

Dave said...

opm letter? i will google it . . .

Dave said...

so the letter is real? i got a call from the IRS the other day but it was actually willie hargrove in houston-- that was a scam . . .

Squeaky said...

If you ever want to know if your data has been involved in a data breach go to: https://haveibeenpwned.com/ and enter your email address. They basically have aggregated all the publicly dumped data from data breaches, so you can find out quickly if your info is 'out in the wild'.

zman said...

I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it!

rob said...

the letter, like the struggle, is real, dave. basically, if you got a security clearance any time in the last 15 years, the chinese government has all of your biographical data, and that of your spouse. i welcome my chinese identity-thieving overlord, mao tse ghungh.

Clarence said...

All of biographical data? Do they have the story about you at that Buffett show? And after golf party?

rob said...

look at the bright side. my memory is for shit, so now when i need to remember something, i just ask the chinese.

rob said...

also, nobody remembers that buffett story. never happened.

Mark said...

My nephew and his high school team are playing in the 7A (second largest classification in Florida) State title game tonight. Unfortunately, they're playing St. Thomas Aquinas. Possibly the best high school football program in the country. They've won 15 state titles and have more former players in the NFL than any high school in America. It's been an awesome season but I think it's going to have an ugly end.

Slouching Beast said...

all the good stuff on us is pre-digital . . . analog memories are the best! wow we we good looking . . .

Slouching Beast said...

we were good looking . . .

Mark said...

Even worse than expected for the Viera Hawks. Aquinas up 42-3 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

rob said...

warriorrrrrs. come out and playayayyyyyyy.

Clarence said...

I will never think of that (very popular) movie quote and not think of Spurrier.

(Mark, I mean our friend Spurrier, not Steve.)

Dave said...

that OJ Simpson FX show trailer feels like a SNL parody with no jokes . . . i kept waiting for it to change tone but it never did. i guess it's real.

zman said...

My new TV hurts my eyes. I'm getting used to it though. 4K!

TR said...

Apparently, it's not a myth. Pounding high-alcohol IPAs for five hours will give you a headache the next day.