Thursday, November 20, 2014

Regularly Scheduled Dipshittery

At Clarence's request, something to take our minds off of the terrifically shitty news of the day. It promises to get better, though, as President Obama's scheduled announcement regarding U.S. immigration policy will undoubtedly be met with universally bipartisan hosannas and an as-yet-unseen coming together of the body politic on Twitter.

Ah, fuck it. Look at this picture. It's the top response when you do a Ghoogle image search for 'regularly scheduled dipshittery'. We win the internet.


28 comments:

zman said...

Gov. Cuomo seems to be lobbying against playing Sunday's Bills/Jest tilt. Clearly he hasn't heard my flamethrower idea.

mayhugh said...

Reading the comments from the last post, wouldn't it be better for all involved if they just shoveled more snow INTO the stadium?

T.J. said...

internetting hard
quality photo too, not grainy at all

rob said...

that's how we do, teej.

mayhugh said...

To the uninitiated, that photo might make it appear that Gheorghe is playing the role of Boggs and the Teej is Andy Dufresne.

Shlara said...

I think we need another Gheorghefest on the calendar...with Gheorghe again.

Pick a date and I'll see what I can do about delivering the guest of honor

zman said...

Internet so hard mufuggahs wanna fine me, that shit kray.

T.J. said...

The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy

Greg said...

That Gheorghe-mas was a blast!

Mark said...

I missed the first Gheorghefest because my kid had just been born so I'm in for Gheorghefest 2.

zman said...

If you're forced to watch TV with a three year old you should watch Julius Junior.

zman said...

Gheorghefest 2, electric booghaloo.

rob said...

tribe up 48-15 at the break. taking out some frustrations on the blue ramblers. maybe this'll bring some offensive confidence before they travel to play rice on saturday.

mr kq said...

English Beat - Save It For Later still holds up.

Shlara said...

I love Charles Barkley
In the last 5 mins, he said

"old people doing get healthy, they die" (in reference to D Wade)

"It's like when you meet a pretty girl and then realize she's dumb and you're like uh-oh" (in reference to Blake)

rob said...

my 10 year-old just said, 'yo, that's wack'.

Marls said...

I'll try not to pee on TR at G-Fest 2.

Lumpy said...

Marls don't box yourself in like that. Remember TR lived with your big brother for a couple of years. He's no stranger to a little piddle

TR said...

Fortunately for me, Major Tom never gave me a golden reception. I think a few fine co-eds, unfortunately, can't say the same thing.

And I was so blindly hung over that next morning that the pee pee wasn't even my biggest concern.

zman said...

My biggest concern was losing my job due to Marls' porous bladder. Next time let's pee all over someone else's corporate apartment.

Dave said...

hey gheorghies!

i loved gheorghefest (except for the bed-peeing)

Clarence said...

Hi, Dave!

I also loved Gheorghefest, especially the bed-peeing!

Danimal said...

Bron bron and buckles were spotted last night at Georgetown's Bourbon Steak.

Danimal said...

Big action here today.
So, I am just hoping the father of the main subject in the Rolling Stone UVrApe article, former marine that he is, has made it his mission to ruin the life of that mf'r who destroyed his daughter's faith in humanity. And if not, I'd like to.

Mark said...

So ESPN suspended Keith Law for defending evolution to Curt Schilling? What am I missing here?

Also, Schilling is not very smart. Or likable.

Mark said...

Just read the UVA Rolling Stone article. I want to murder a UVA frat boy now.

Mark said...

In less serious news, Florida (playing with only 6 scholarship players) is down 9 points to Louisiana-Monroe halfway thru the first half.

Mark said...

Similar to earlier this week against Miami, Florida has blown a late lead and find themselves in danger of losing. OT in Gainesville.