Monday, May 19, 2014

Spam Comment of the Year

Someone want to take a crack at deciphering this Footloose/pot brownie spam comment left on a soccer post?


Lazy Monday, indeed...

23 comments:

Lumpy said...

Like flaming globes sigmund like flaming globes ha ha ha!!

rob said...

worst footloose review ever

Clarence said...

Was someone playing Mad Libs?

Dave said...

i like to dance in movies that are prohibited because of nostalgia. i like hunting snark but it is hard to get good molecular gastronomy in the forest.

Dave said...

nope, it's impossible to duplicate the work of that bot.

rob said...

cool oral history of the 9:30 club:

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/05/all-access-an-oral-history-of-dcs-930-club/full-post/

zman said...

I just wanna dance!

rob said...

pretty great post over at sentence of dave today, if you're into that sort of thing

TR said...

Did Zman just botch a line from Dazed and Confused?

I think what the bot wanted to say was Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans.

rob said...

bought a new printer today. i just printed something from my phone. mind. blown. #future

rob said...

also, defended gheorghe's honor on twitter in response to something dan lebatard said about the big fella on his show today. forced a retraction. gheorghe is all powerful.

TR said...

Did you tell him to replace the b in his last name with an r? Cuz that's what I would've done.

#witty

zman said...

It appears that I share health insurance carriers with Walter White and Hank Schrader. They covered $342 of my $11,400 wrist surgery. And will only count $1,400 towards my yearly $10k out of pocket maximum.

rob said...

so you have to come out of pocket for 11 large?

zman said...

Yes, plus the $1200 I already paid the anesthesiologist. It's my fault for going out of network (my dr is not in any network nor does he need to be, he's one of the top guys in the area and he fixes injured Jets). But to say that I'm responsible for $11k but I'm only $1400 out of pocket ... that shit hurts.

rob said...

that's fucking crazy, man

Danimal said...

It's all ball bearings these days.

Squeaky said...

Whoa,Zman. Next time go hit up my good friend, Dr. Nick.

Dave said...

go watch the video i posted on sentence of dave. i promise you will not be disappointed. 17 seconds that explain the mysteries of the human mind.

Dave said...

didn't realize rob already promoted my post today, i will read the g:tb comments more carefully next time.

rob said...

that was yesterday's post. but the advice regarding careful reading still stands. and then some.

T.J. said...

reading is fun-dave-mental

Mark said...

SEC Football rant coming. Florida was supposed to play at Ole Miss this year. Instead they'll play at Bama. Seems fair. Did I mention that UF-Bama isn't set up as a home and home? Oh yeah, Bama won't come to Gainesville until 2020.

As if it wasn't bad enough that my virgin voyage to The Grove has been ruined, now Florida doesn't get a return home game. On top of that, Florida won't go to Ole Miss until 2020. Their next two rotating SEC West roadies are at the two worst locations (Arkansas in 2016 and Miss St in 2018). Bullshit. Mike Slive is killing my SEC road trip game.