I'm pissed at Brandon Todd.
He's 5'5". So am I.
He decided several years ago that he wanted to dunk a basketball. I decided long ago that I was never going to dunk a basketball.
He learned powerlifting techniques from Russians, gained 85 pounds of mostly muscle, and dunked a basketball. I did not.
Now I've got to figure out what it is I care enough about to work that hard to accomplish.