Enjoy this holiday clip while the G:TB braintrust attemps to get their heads out of their asses in time to prepare this year's Gheorghe-mas feast. We have some especially fun stuff in line this year, if we ever start actually working on it. You could say we have top men working on it...top. men.
Friday, December 02, 2011
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give the people what they want. danimal's occupy g:tb protest bore fruit.
ReplyDeleteGive da peepil beck day-yuh ay-yuh!
ReplyDeletegive da peop-uh dare ay-a
ReplyDeleteummm....wow.
ReplyDeletez's comment was not up when i was writing that.
Fuck you Cohagen!
ReplyDeletehttp://bit.ly/sk7DLB
How did I miss this?
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I alwyas thought of The Teej as more of a bottom man than a top man.
ReplyDeleteNo offense.
ReplyDeleteCharles Barkley hates Skip Bayless even more than I do, it appears:
ReplyDeleteRT @Deadspin Charles Barkley To Dan Patrick: "I Hate Skip Bayless More Than Any Person In The World" http://deadspin.com/5864525/
zman pulled a one-man occupy danimal's brain
ReplyDelete"Is so wee-id"
ReplyDeleteVinnie Barbarino
Big G:TB matchup in CBB tonight. Cuse v. Florida. Teej v. Mark. I think Cuse wins due to home court advantage at the Carrier Dome. I'll outdrink the Teej though. He's too busy reading books and baking shit.
ReplyDeleteRidiculous product. Want the look of a hoodie but not the whole sweatshirt?
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/6SrU6JLkpv4
Kicker, it's from New Era Cap and 24 bucks. Almost as bad as the NHL fake tattoo sleeves.
Molestors vs. Jorts?
ReplyDeleteI'll take the Jorts and the points.
I guess it's better than wrapping a scarf around your head and it achieves the same result (with a magnet!).
ReplyDeleteWhat's this month's jelly of the month? I was in CVS and saw a woman in her 70's buying some sort of K-Y jelly that supposedly intesifies orgasms. I'm bringing her to St. Andrew's today.
Mark, bet is on. We doing this straight up, or do you require points?
ReplyDelete'cause points are huge...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the spread?
ReplyDeletethere may be guards with bigger stones than erving walker, but there aren't many
ReplyDeleteSo danimal caused a semi-scene with a santa line butter tonight at the neighborhhod christmas tree lighting. With my boy in my arms. Good times.
ReplyDeleteNice work, Danimal. Don't allow those kids if everyday social injustices to stand. Very Larry David of you.
ReplyDeleteDoes butter = cutter? If not what is Santa butter?
ReplyDeleteAnd Rob, re: Erving Walker. I agree. This cuts both ways, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteI believe it does, Z. My question is, did the butter/cutter attempt the chat & cut?
ReplyDeletei believe butter-cutter also refers to the hairstyle prevalent in danimal's hometown
ReplyDeletethis bridesmaids movie is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMark, the Gators are still a tourney team.
ReplyDeleteYou think so, professor?
ReplyDeleteThey've lost to two of the top 5-6 teams in America. Far from worried.
In fact, I'm willing to bet they'll be at least a 4 seed.
ReplyDeletethey look better than that to me
ReplyDeleteMe too. Just trying to keep the "bet" reasonable.
ReplyDeleteAren't we all agreeing?
ReplyDeleteT.J. said...
Mark, the Gators are still a tourney team.
9:11 PM, December 02, 2011
Just to clarify, Jim Boeheim would very much like to juggle Mark's nuts in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteIn one way. Reassuring me that the Gators are a tourney team seemed a bit much, that's all. I think them being a tourney team is pretty obvious.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that even mean? How drunk are you tonight?
ReplyDeleteMy love of that UNC Muppet kid will finally come in handy...
ReplyDeleteThat reply answers many unasked questions...
ReplyDeleteAs did you telling me to die via email because I suggested a post...why are you so mean?
ReplyDeletelouisville misses a bunny at the buzzer. overrrrtime.
ReplyDeleteButter cutter did attempt the chat and cut w the people in front of me who the perpetrators are friends of. I know the cutters. He is not well liked in the hood. He got in a Halloween scuffle with 2 years ago that began when he got a little too touchy feely w another guy's wife. H likes to booze (which is cool) and mix in a little pill popping, allegedly. He is loud and obnoxious---a born and bred Lawng Islander. He is a pretty husky dude who would pummel me if he was able to catch me. I waited in line for 45 min. Conservative guess. His wife
ReplyDeleteIs who I said something to first as at the moment he was out of line of fire. Once he came over and was confronted, he said "well we are going to dinner with these people" and "it wasn't our intention. He is stupid too. I said, "declan and I like dinner...we'd like to eat dinner too." Yada yada. I let an f bomb slip which i do regret. When they were done with Santa she walked by me and called me a dick. And that my friends is the story of the Santa Butter Cutter.
ReplyDeleteNice work, danimal.
ReplyDeletetribe are 14 point dogs at georgia state today. the fuck?
ReplyDelete1-7 and looking even worse will do that for a team
ReplyDeleteI'm proud of you Danimal. You can't let chat & cutting go unconfronted. You did the Lord's work today.
ReplyDeleteMany bevs in the big city last night with a few of the G:TB faithful. Zman and TR made cameos at a Scottish pub, Marls made a full night of it with us. I got ripped and wound up at one of my old favorites, the bar where Dylan Thomas drank 18 shots one night, went upstairs, and died. I decided not to follow suit.
ReplyDeleteNext stop on the G:TB tour: Almighty Yojo's house!
also known as the yojo dojo
ReplyDeleteTigger leading his tourney. I think we are going to see a decent 2012 for him.
ReplyDeletegeorgia should be up 14-0. lsu will now commence blowing their doors off.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a bad 10 day stretch for ndamukan suh.
ReplyDeleteLSU has no first downs in the first half? OK.
ReplyDeleteWe are coming to live from New Brunswick.
ReplyDeleteThat should have been "we are coming to you live"
ReplyDeleteis it just me or does brent look near death this evening? he looks awful. i'm worried about him.
ReplyDeleteclemson beats tech handily early in the year and are now 7 point underdogs. what gives?
ReplyDeleteCfb season essentially over. Color me pouty.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, danimal's sperm swim like Phelps. Tre on the way. Oh boy.
Nicely done danimal.
ReplyDeleteWait ... Didn't you just have a kid a few months ago?
ReplyDelete13 months ago z.
ReplyDeleteleft the house to go watch my daughter in 'scrooge' with lsu up 4 on georgia. the heck happened?
ReplyDeleteand how many points does mike gundy have to put on oklahoma before osu has a chance to pass alabama in the bcs?
Lots of babies for G:TB this year. Clearly, G:TB is about the children. Well done, Danimal.
ReplyDeleteThis weekend always make me sad too. Saturdays ain't the same without college football.
can't wait for the baby teej in 2012.
ReplyDeletegoing to see army/navy next weekend. pretty fired up.
I like to bag on Army-Navy but I'd be jacked to see it in person.
ReplyDeleteNot nearly as jacked to see a baby Teej in person. Well, until he was old enough to drunk dial me.
I'm a decent reverse parent
ReplyDeleteJust woke up on an air mattress with a pounding headache somewhere in New Jersey. Please send help and Advil.
ReplyDeleteBaby Teejus would be the greatest Gheoghemas gift ever. Dave rob and Igor could be the three wise fratguys. I would be a donkey in the manger. Geoff could be Mary. Danimal the Procreator could be Joseph. Lots of possibilities.
ReplyDeleteGo fucking die, all of you. I cannot believe I hate to write words for the next three hours. Fuck this shit.
ReplyDeletehate, have...fuck you spell check
ReplyDeletefuck
you
Hang in there guy. I'm sure you are at least getting paid for that pain.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Sugar Cain is doing this morning.
Teejus saves. What would Teejus do?
ReplyDeleteTeejus, Mary, and Joseph.
ReplyDeleteAlmost just came to blows with a dude at the gas station
ReplyDeletethe gheorghemas spirit is all around us
ReplyDeleteOn the road back from NY/NJ. Trying not to find out the score of the Skins game so I can watch it when I get home. It's like making a reservation for a kick in the groin.
ReplyDeleteSkins are up 7-0
ReplyDeletethat's either a giant dick move or an egregious reading comprehension failure
ReplyDeleteIt's a dick move
ReplyDeleteMerry Teedgemas!
ReplyDeleteI will cancel Gheorghe-mas. I'll do it.
ReplyDeleteDid you tell the guy at the gas station "do not. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteWith the Teejus!"
I hate the titans.
ReplyDeleteNo worries. I didn't check the comments after I left mine because I knew I couldn't count on the common decency of certain parties.
ReplyDeleteEven better, my DVR stopped the recording with 4 minutes left in the Redskins game. From what I saw, my team won, I missed the apparently hideous end, and the team helps its draft pick chances. Winner.
Harvard hoops won AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteJose Reyes is a Marlin. Swell.
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