Friday, December 02, 2011

Festive Friday Filler

Enjoy this holiday clip while the G:TB braintrust attemps to get their heads out of their asses in time to prepare this year's Gheorghe-mas feast. We have some especially fun stuff in line this year, if we ever start actually working on it. You could say we have top men working on it...top. men.

84 comments:

rob said...

give the people what they want. danimal's occupy g:tb protest bore fruit.

zman said...

Give da peepil beck day-yuh ay-yuh!

Danimal said...

give da peop-uh dare ay-a

Danimal said...

ummm....wow.
z's comment was not up when i was writing that.

T.J. said...

Fuck you Cohagen!

http://bit.ly/sk7DLB

zman said...

How did I miss this?

http://tinyurl.com/6ouawyp

TR said...

I alwyas thought of The Teej as more of a bottom man than a top man.

TR said...

No offense.

T.J. said...

Charles Barkley hates Skip Bayless even more than I do, it appears:

RT @Deadspin Charles Barkley To Dan Patrick: "I Hate Skip Bayless More Than Any Person In The World" http://deadspin.com/5864525/

rob said...

zman pulled a one-man occupy danimal's brain

Danimal said...

"Is so wee-id"
Vinnie Barbarino

Mark said...

Big G:TB matchup in CBB tonight. Cuse v. Florida. Teej v. Mark. I think Cuse wins due to home court advantage at the Carrier Dome. I'll outdrink the Teej though. He's too busy reading books and baking shit.

Squeaky said...

Ridiculous product. Want the look of a hoodie but not the whole sweatshirt?

http://youtu.be/6SrU6JLkpv4

Kicker, it's from New Era Cap and 24 bucks. Almost as bad as the NHL fake tattoo sleeves.

Marls said...

Molestors vs. Jorts?

I'll take the Jorts and the points.

zman said...

I guess it's better than wrapping a scarf around your head and it achieves the same result (with a magnet!).

What's this month's jelly of the month? I was in CVS and saw a woman in her 70's buying some sort of K-Y jelly that supposedly intesifies orgasms. I'm bringing her to St. Andrew's today.

T.J. said...

Mark, bet is on. We doing this straight up, or do you require points?

T.J. said...

'cause points are huge...

Mark said...

What's the spread?

rob said...

there may be guards with bigger stones than erving walker, but there aren't many

Danimal said...

So danimal caused a semi-scene with a santa line butter tonight at the neighborhhod christmas tree lighting. With my boy in my arms. Good times.

Mark said...

Nice work, Danimal. Don't allow those kids if everyday social injustices to stand. Very Larry David of you.

zman said...

Does butter = cutter? If not what is Santa butter?

Mark said...

And Rob, re: Erving Walker. I agree. This cuts both ways, unfortunately.

Mark said...

I believe it does, Z. My question is, did the butter/cutter attempt the chat & cut?

rob said...

i believe butter-cutter also refers to the hairstyle prevalent in danimal's hometown

Dave said...

this bridesmaids movie is disgusting.

T.J. said...

Mark, the Gators are still a tourney team.

Mark said...

You think so, professor?

They've lost to two of the top 5-6 teams in America. Far from worried.

Mark said...

In fact, I'm willing to bet they'll be at least a 4 seed.

rob said...

they look better than that to me

Mark said...

Me too. Just trying to keep the "bet" reasonable.

T.J. said...

Aren't we all agreeing?


T.J. said...
Mark, the Gators are still a tourney team.

9:11 PM, December 02, 2011

T.J. said...

Just to clarify, Jim Boeheim would very much like to juggle Mark's nuts in his mouth.

Mark said...

In one way. Reassuring me that the Gators are a tourney team seemed a bit much, that's all. I think them being a tourney team is pretty obvious.

Mark said...

What does that even mean? How drunk are you tonight?

T.J. said...

My love of that UNC Muppet kid will finally come in handy...

T.J. said...

That reply answers many unasked questions...

Mark said...

As did you telling me to die via email because I suggested a post...why are you so mean?

rob said...

louisville misses a bunny at the buzzer. overrrrtime.

Danimal said...

Butter cutter did attempt the chat and cut w the people in front of me who the perpetrators are friends of. I know the cutters. He is not well liked in the hood. He got in a Halloween scuffle with 2 years ago that began when he got a little too touchy feely w another guy's wife. H likes to booze (which is cool) and mix in a little pill popping, allegedly. He is loud and obnoxious---a born and bred Lawng Islander. He is a pretty husky dude who would pummel me if he was able to catch me. I waited in line for 45 min. Conservative guess. His wife

Danimal said...

Is who I said something to first as at the moment he was out of line of fire. Once he came over and was confronted, he said "well we are going to dinner with these people" and "it wasn't our intention. He is stupid too. I said, "declan and I like dinner...we'd like to eat dinner too." Yada yada. I let an f bomb slip which i do regret. When they were done with Santa she walked by me and called me a dick. And that my friends is the story of the Santa Butter Cutter.

T.J. said...

Nice work, danimal.

rob said...

tribe are 14 point dogs at georgia state today. the fuck?

T.J. said...

1-7 and looking even worse will do that for a team

Mark said...

I'm proud of you Danimal. You can't let chat & cutting go unconfronted. You did the Lord's work today.

Igor said...

Many bevs in the big city last night with a few of the G:TB faithful. Zman and TR made cameos at a Scottish pub, Marls made a full night of it with us. I got ripped and wound up at one of my old favorites, the bar where Dylan Thomas drank 18 shots one night, went upstairs, and died. I decided not to follow suit.

Next stop on the G:TB tour: Almighty Yojo's house!

rob said...

also known as the yojo dojo

Danimal said...

Tigger leading his tourney. I think we are going to see a decent 2012 for him.

rob said...

georgia should be up 14-0. lsu will now commence blowing their doors off.

zman said...

It's been a bad 10 day stretch for ndamukan suh.

T.J. said...

LSU has no first downs in the first half? OK.

Marls said...

We are coming to live from New Brunswick.

Marls said...

That should have been "we are coming to you live"

Danimal said...

is it just me or does brent look near death this evening? he looks awful. i'm worried about him.

Danimal said...

clemson beats tech handily early in the year and are now 7 point underdogs. what gives?

Danimal said...

Cfb season essentially over. Color me pouty.

In other news, danimal's sperm swim like Phelps. Tre on the way. Oh boy.

zman said...

Nicely done danimal.

zman said...

Wait ... Didn't you just have a kid a few months ago?

Danimal said...

13 months ago z.

rob said...

left the house to go watch my daughter in 'scrooge' with lsu up 4 on georgia. the heck happened?

and how many points does mike gundy have to put on oklahoma before osu has a chance to pass alabama in the bcs?

Mark said...

Lots of babies for G:TB this year. Clearly, G:TB is about the children. Well done, Danimal.

This weekend always make me sad too. Saturdays ain't the same without college football.

rob said...

can't wait for the baby teej in 2012.

going to see army/navy next weekend. pretty fired up.

Mark said...

I like to bag on Army-Navy but I'd be jacked to see it in person.

Not nearly as jacked to see a baby Teej in person. Well, until he was old enough to drunk dial me.

T.J. said...

I'm a decent reverse parent

Marls said...

Just woke up on an air mattress with a pounding headache somewhere in New Jersey. Please send help and Advil.

zman said...

Baby Teejus would be the greatest Gheoghemas gift ever. Dave rob and Igor could be the three wise fratguys. I would be a donkey in the manger. Geoff could be Mary. Danimal the Procreator could be Joseph. Lots of possibilities.

T.J. said...

Go fucking die, all of you. I cannot believe I hate to write words for the next three hours. Fuck this shit.

T.J. said...

hate, have...fuck you spell check

fuck
you

Danimal said...

Hang in there guy. I'm sure you are at least getting paid for that pain.

I wonder what Sugar Cain is doing this morning.

zman said...

Teejus saves. What would Teejus do?

Danimal said...

Teejus, Mary, and Joseph.

T.J. said...

Almost just came to blows with a dude at the gas station

rob said...

the gheorghemas spirit is all around us

Igor said...

On the road back from NY/NJ. Trying not to find out the score of the Skins game so I can watch it when I get home. It's like making a reservation for a kick in the groin.

T.J. said...

Skins are up 7-0

rob said...

that's either a giant dick move or an egregious reading comprehension failure

T.J. said...

It's a dick move

zman said...

Merry Teedgemas!

T.J. said...

I will cancel Gheorghe-mas. I'll do it.

Danimal said...

Did you tell the guy at the gas station "do not. Fuck.
With the Teejus!"

zman said...

I hate the titans.

Igor said...

No worries. I didn't check the comments after I left mine because I knew I couldn't count on the common decency of certain parties.

Even better, my DVR stopped the recording with 4 minutes left in the Redskins game. From what I saw, my team won, I missed the apparently hideous end, and the team helps its draft pick chances. Winner.

Shlara said...

Harvard hoops won AGAIN!

Igor said...

Jose Reyes is a Marlin. Swell.