Thursday, December 15, 2011

Cleveland Does Not Rock

I was in Cleveland for work on Tuesday and found out it most certainly does not rock. That Drew Carey is full of shit.

The two videos below sum up the city fairly well.

Here's the first. It is not as funny as the second, but it allows embedding.



The second video can be found here.

38 comments:

T.J. said...

Didn't like the Wrenball post, TR?

TR said...

I thought a 9+ hour run was sufficient. Post count.

rob said...

postcount!

rob said...

plus, more wrenball is likely this week in advance of the tribe/mizzou matchup on saturday, time and good taste permitting.

Igor said...

Bonzi Wells back in the NBA. Bonzi, Beanie, Boomer, if your name is Wells you get a B name. H.G. Was "Brainy" and Orson was "Beefy."

Edmund was "Bookshop."

Danimal said...

Michael Irvin wearing same exact suit as Matheu's from Heisman night.

zman said...

Saw that. Was bill oreilly always lazy-eyed? Or did he have a stroke? I'm more pumped for the debate than this falcons jags tilt.

zman said...

Newt compared himself to Reagan and said he can out-debate Obama.

zman said...

And Ron Paul says anyone can beat Obama.

zman said...

Bachman says she will go Toe to toe with Obama is she is president. I guess she doesn't know he wont be president if she wins.

Perry wants to get it on with Obama. His words. And just name checked Tim Tebow. He hopes to be the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucus.

zman said...

Santorums outfit fell off the back of a jos. A. Bank truck.

As did Perry's. Where do they get these terrible shirts?

rob said...

tribe wins! tribe wins!

zman said...

Newt sewed the sleeves on his jacket himself.

Bachman would follow the constitution by staring down the debt. No idea what that means.

zman said...

Huntsman just said he isn't a great politician. Good thing he's running for the bigger political office on the planet.

zman said...

Romney is pretty fucking good.

zman said...

Ron Paul just compared fannie Mae to fascism. Newt's response has nothing to do with Paul's criticisms. But it was artful.

zman said...

Newts gonna slap a bitch. He's heated. Bachman has about 10 pounds of makeup.

zman said...

Newt made shitloads of money doing other stuff so he didn't need $1.6 M from Fannie Mae. He just did it to help people get houses.

zman said...

Ron Paul is dropping some separation of powers bullshit. He says earmarks are congress' job so that the executive branch can't get ahold of the money.

zman said...

Perry would make congressmen get part time jobs. Too bad there are no jobs out there.

zman said...

Bachman says judges shouldn't make law. All Marshall wythe alums shoul be ashamed.

zman said...

Santorums favorite justice is Thomas. The rest of the dunces have a list including Thomas. Dude hasn't asked a question at oral argument in a decade.

rob said...

my tweeps indicate she said the courts aren't the final arbiter of the law. perhaps she missed the first few days of con law.

rob said...

ten comments in a row is a cry for help, z

zman said...

I can't help myself. These guys are terrible. Except Romney.

zman said...

Ron Paul would let Iran get nukes.

zman said...

We've been at war with Iran since 1979, sayeth santorum

zman said...

We need to modernize our air force? Who has better plane than us, mitt?

zman said...

Bachman cites the Iranian constitution but botches ours!

zman said...

Lucidity from Paul!

zman said...

An avowed madman? Who avows to madness, Mishy?

Mark said...

I agree with you, TR. Cleveland does not rock. In fact, it blows. I interned in Cleveland one summer. My offices were in Cleveland Browns Stadium. That's cool, right? Nope. Cleveland is a hell hole.

zman said...

Huntsman likes natural gas. Maybe he's attracted by farts.

zman said...

Perry likes the tenth amendment a lot. "that's the one I like a lot."

zman said...

Romney gets flak for a 5 day waiting period on handguns?

zman said...

How is denying marriage rights to a minority group not discrimination?

zman said...

Gingrich is irate that he has to deal with someone as dumb as Bachman.

TR said...

Christoper Hitchens kinda died quickly on us, right? Wasn't he writing for Slate as recently as a few weeks ago.

Too bad he can't write back from the afterlife to confirm/deny the major tenets of God Is Not Great.