Friday, March 25, 2011

Metal Up Your Ass Friday, Featuring Static X

It's Friday, people. Suck down your coffee, get this song cranking on your work PC and be happy that another week will be complete in a few hours. With ample New Jersey representation and tattoos among the editorial staff, this song felt fitting.



I picked this song to honor of my wife, who is celebrating a birthday today. I think of her every time I hear the song, especially the lines that say "Your shit's like chocolate cake. Your ass smells like a rose."

Wishing you all an ass that smells like a rose today.

57 comments:

rob said...

each of last night's games went my way from a rooting perspective. kinda feel like i should've kept that power in reserve for tonight.

TR said...

I didn't know that the Tribe lost its defensive coordinator to Vandy two months ago. Bob Shoop was our DC for the last four seasons and did a fantastic job.

zman said...

I always thought that your wife has an ass like French vanilla ice cream. I am unfamiliar with her shit.

Dave said...

for once i am glad that youtube is firewalled at work.

Danimal said...

this song would have come in handy on my way to body sculpting this morning.

Carter said...

TR - I've been on a bit of a metal kick recently. Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBJjREXXSyA

I ran across it on VH1 Classic, of all places. I cant listen to this song while driving, car immediately starts to go 80mph.

zman said...

Ghostface Fillah AND SOD cross-promotion, all in someone else's content:

http://www.spin.com/articles/terrific-twitter-trio-week-57

Dave said...

i already follow ghostface, but i think if i followed rebecca black the police would start tapping my phone.

Jerry said...

Shoop is a huge loss. Prior to him we had a revolving door of mediocrity at DC since 1997. Jimmye is like Spurrier in that he doesn't do defense, so having a cromulent leader on that side of the ball is critical.

Geoff said...

Billy Donovan and the boys are just three wins away from causing this sort of magic to occur again on the House floor. Too bad "Irvin Meyers" and "Tim Tivo" aren't on the UF b-ball team too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

mayhugh said...

Just sat a few airplane rows behind Tanya from the Real World.

Geoff said...

I bet she's posting on an obscure blog somewhere about how she was just on a plane sitting a few rows in front of Mark Mayhugh.

T.J. said...

Which crazy bitch was that?

zman said...

I have to go to a big dinner tonight. I just found out that I am assigned to ... Table 69.

T.J. said...

Will you be goatating between dishes?

rob said...

tr, did you catch the shout-out in today's sod? cross-platform cross-promotion, bitches.

TR said...

Nice catch, The Teej! But he forgot to put the "@" symbol first and it's one compound word, not two words.

zman said...

So far no one understands why I keep keep saying "So so siiiick!!" when asked where I'm sitting tonight.

TR said...

So that youtube link to Pendulum? Never heard of them before. Aussie emo metal with top-notch growling.

I'm now ready to fight my co-worker. Too bad b/c he's a nice guy.

rob said...

i think tr just called me 'the teej'. i'm not sure how i feel about that. sure, it's nice being tall, but i like my food with some complexity.

T.J. said...

Hi rob.

Danimal said...

zman. i'm intrigued. do tell.

just had a 2 tecate lunch w/some nay-chos. yeahthatsright.

zman said...

I think it's a compliment rob, you're now cooler than The Edge.

rob said...

i just ordered a book called 'poke the box'. i'll let you know how it turns out.

rob said...

that song is catchy. really glad i didn't listen to it in the office, though.

rob said...

my luck from last night runneth out. sorry, vcu.

T.J. said...

Richmond, enjoy the parting gift.

Mark said...

I'm late on this but (even though I didn't watch it today) Geoff's clip is amazings. Corch Meyers was and is a great corch.

Mark said...

Please, please let Kentucky-Ohio State be a classic. It has that potential. It's Friday night. I've earned this.

Shlara said...

Need VCU to win tonight to tip the scales of my week from bad to good.

Mark said...

I too will be rooting for VCU, but I have to say I'm still a little bitter at Shlara for her Florida based hatred.

rob said...

she had a bad experience with cris collinsworth.

Mark said...

Haven't we all? I forgive him though. He played in the same conference as me in high school (spaced out by a few years, of course).

rob said...

florida state is capable of some ass-ugly offensive possessions.

Mark said...

Joey Rodriguez has come a long way as a PG in the last two years.

rob said...

agreed - i didn't think much of him, but he's been terrific.

Mark said...

Terrible foul call on Knight. He knocked Sullinger over with his hip when they both went up for a rebound? Sure.

Mark said...

Interesting too, Rob, as his former HS teammate, Chandler Parsons, has had a similarly late (but impressive) development that has spurred his team to success.

Shlara said...

Craig Sager's jacket give me a headache.
Can we skip halftime? VCU is on a roll and I'll never stay awake thru the studio chatter..

rob said...

vcu is better in nearly every dimension right now, but fsu's rebounding advantage is enough to make this a 50/50 proposition.

Mark said...

Meth Shlara, meth.

Mark said...

Bradford Burgess: Captain of this year's All "I went to high school with Geoff & Slater" team.

Mark said...

Aaron Craft is kind of an asshole. I like that.

rob said...

not the start we were looking for in the second half

rob said...

i don't like vcu's vibe right now

Mark said...

I couldn't be happier with how Ohio St-Kentucky is developing. Back & forth, physical, efficient basketball.

rob said...

i reaaalllllly need ohio state to win this game.

Mark said...

I do too.

Kentucky's defense is stupid good tonight.

rob said...

well, kiss than $1000 goodbye. and now i have to choose between unc and kentucky?

Mark said...

Dear Ohio State & Kentucky,

Thank you. That was awesome. Just what I needed.

Signed,

Mildly Drunk

rob said...

make your fucking free throws

rob said...

here's boy genius whelliston late in the vcu game:

@midmajority: chants of "Jo-ey! Jo-ey!" MAKES the first one. Is bleeding from the leg. Time out.

of course, joey MISSED the first one. glad you were paying attention, fuckface

Mark said...

Nice. Rob's bitter. and maybe a little drunk. What a night.

T.J. said...

Fuck. Yeah.

Shlara said...

My bracket is a disaster but I'm so excited that VCU won.

rob said...

i'm in the auditorium of my high school watching my daughter dance. this is weiiiiiird.

Mark said...

New post up for today's games.