Tuesday, March 22, 2011

This Whole World Wide Web Thing is Awesome

While The Teej remains fascinated by some sort of bestiality movement (see here), we find ourselves entranced by other, higher brow web sites.

Like this one. Rated PG-13 for bad language. And worse grammar.

And since we usually have a picture in our posts, here's one for you all:

34 comments:

TR said...

Not sure if you all caught the red hot D-League action in Hidalgo, TX last night, but a merely mildly obese Antoine Walker scored 26 to lead the Idaho Stampede over Hasheem WeGotThabeet, who had 11 points and 4 blocks, despite the smallest shoulder span of any 7-footer to ever play in the NBA.

zman said...

Did Thabeet ever actually play in the NBA?

Why does Fiddy Cent end all his twits with "RT"?

T.J. said...

The G:TB tumblr account is now following that gem.

zman said...

We need to raise Pigman awareness.

http://www.pigman.com/Home.aspx

T.J. said...

Ye Old Ham Shop definitely sounds like a euphemism.

Marls said...

Pigman...time to get dressed we have company coming over.

Marls said...

Looks like Dave had a run in with Johnny Law...

http://tinyurl.com/NJBeerGuy

T.J. said...

Is Pigman still working on the Caine/Hackman Theory?

Danimal said...

do not fuck with the LaBuda.

would like to hang out with Gruber...he knows how to party.

Geoff said...

Shower scene in Dressed to Kill.

Squeaky said...

Nothing says hideous uniforms better than Tommy Hilfiger.

http://goo.gl/knWRh

Danimal said...

Holy Total Gayness Batman

Danimal said...

does anyone else here get the occasional and obscenely long stray hair or eyebrow? just curious... i don't either.

Geoff said...

I keep the hair on the sides/back of my head very short...but lately I'm growing the occasional long gray hair over there...I've got 10,000 half inch long brown hairs and one 2 inch long gray hair. Its quite attractive.

Danimal said...

more clarification needed - the random hairs aren't on the head - they'll show up on say on the back of my arm or neck. it's hot. when i say "my" i mean "my friend's".

zman said...

All of my body hair is insanely long (my armpits look like Buckwheat in a headlock), but I do get the occassional monstrously long grey hair on my body. I googled it and apparently it means that women think I'm sexy as hell.

Danimal said...

have a buddy (truly) that has the buckwheat thing going on w/the pits. that is not a good luck. at all.
as i entered the state of puberty back in '96 my chest hair came in as a very defined V - it was referred to as the Superman chest. that was kinda cool.

Danimal said...

look. or luck. either fit.

TR said...

I get the occasional rogue forearm hair that seems to sprout overnight to 4-5x the length of the rest of the hairs. Happens about 3-4 times a year. I become immediately fascinated by it and stare at it for a few hours before ripping it out, holding it up in my fingernails and guesstimating the length.

T.J. said...

Every once in awhile I'll notice an absurd blonde eyebrow extended like an old cell phone antenaem so freakin' weird.

Also, Swint and I now have the Reed Richards grey hairs in the hair above ears.

Mark said...

My old man gets these crazy long, out of control eyebrow hairs that scare me, mostly because I think that's coming my way.

Igor - In response to your query about the Craft photo. Yes, it's on the web. Not sure where but I've seen it so a little googling should turn it up. Also, never thought about the Pearl subject as documentary fodder, but you're right. It would be a great doc now, who knows what else will come in the next 15-20 years.

If I was LSU, I'd let Trent Johnson suck for 1-2 more years and then bring Pearl in. He'd revitalize that program in no time. Much like Billy Gillispie is going to do for Texas Tech.

Mark said...

As for grey hairs, I shave my head so I don't have to see them, but they're their. More disturbing is the number of grey hairs in my beard. I'm afraid Clyde Frazier and Keith Hernandez may be paying me a visit soon.

Geoff said...

And while we're talking about all of this...if my penis is burning that just means someone is talking about it...right?

Mark said...

No, it means you had sex with Greg.

Geoff said...

That was Greg? He's really let himself go.

Danimal said...

that garnered a laugh.

zman said...

G:TB is decidedly less cool and/or interesting without college basketball. Today we covered farts, Fiddy's Biddies, beastiality, body hair, grey hair, and Geoff's fire-breathing pecker.

Michael said...

stop being such a downer, drew.

Igor said...

Sex with Greg constitutes bestiality?

Another check-mark for Dear Diary!

Dave said...

all real men occasionally grow long weird gray hairs on random body parts overnight. my friend rob and i wanted to do a documentary on them, because everyone has a story, and the money shot would be the time lapse of one of the hairs actually sprouting during the night. it would take many hundreds of hours of footage to catch this rare and beautiful phenomenon.

who is pitching in to back the project? it is sure to be a hit.

Squeaky said...

Dave, google money shot.

Greg said...

Clearly, I'm never going to dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm.

Danimal said...

nor is elizabeth taylor. vicodin prices should be going down today.

Igor said...

In memoriam for Elizabeth Taylor, Mark the newlywed should watch Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? for tips on and how to insult your spouse bitterly and drunkenly.