Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Because these made me laugh...

...kudos to my work colleague a few cubes down for unearthing these gems:
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Posted by T.J. at 2:07 PM
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40 comments:

T.J. said...

And yes, this pretty much copies what the boys at the 'House posted with the Rick Astley chart, but it's still funny.

2:13 PM, April 23, 2008
T.J. said...

Jesus fucking Christ:

April 23, 2008 -- IT looks like there could be "killer" ratings in store for TV's "The Celebrity Apprentice" if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. "Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious," our source said. "There's a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson."

2:15 PM, April 23, 2008
Mark said...

TJ...there are plenty more gems on this site:

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

2:29 PM, April 23, 2008
T.J. said...

Hmmm...that site looks vaguely familiar...

2:45 PM, April 23, 2008
TR said...

I think it's spelled "Nate Dogg."

That's what Broka's 1990's CD collection taught me. It also taught me how Montell Jordan does it. On Friday nights.

4:09 PM, April 23, 2008
T.J. said...

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate

4:34 PM, April 23, 2008
T.J. said...

Did Chris Mortensen fall asleep in the tanning bed?

8:06 PM, April 23, 2008
T.J. said...

Deputy Fife, is that you?

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

8:56 AM, April 24, 2008
rob said...

man, that's one you just don't live down.

9:13 AM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

You should know.

Zing.

9:20 AM, April 24, 2008
rob said...

i opened the comedy trapdoor, and somebody fell right in. nicely played.

9:29 AM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

I broke an ankle during the fall.

9:31 AM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Courtesy of Stewart Mandel at SI.com, we're about to get three more bowl games...unreal:

The 2008-09 bowl lineup could be even bigger.

Next week in Weston, Fla., organizers for three potential new bowl games will make their presentations to the NCAA's Bowl Certification Committee. They are: The Congressional Bowl in Washington, D.C, (Navy vs. ACC); The St. Petersburg Bowl in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Big East vs. Conference USA); and the Rocky Mountain Bowl in Salt Lake City (Mountain West vs. WAC).

4:19 PM, April 24, 2008
Mark said...

Well, maybe this will lead to one of the many men's clinics you saw in St. Pete sponsoring said Bowl Game.

4:34 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Ah yes, the 2008 Dr. Nick Vasectomy Bowl at Tropicana Field.

5:18 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Sooooo, do the Wiz show up tonight?

8:09 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

DeShawn, make the fucking layup.

8:14 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Oooh Menace 2 Society is on BET...

8:16 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Settle down Buckhantz...that was a blatant charge.

8:26 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

And the rain delay is over at US Cellular (that is its name still right?)...fan-fucking-tastic.

8:37 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Wiz!

8:42 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Hawk Harrelson is going to make this game real tough to watch. And we only on pitch 5 in the game.

8:46 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

You know who really sucks ass?

Andruw Jones.

8:48 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Geoffrey and I were talking about this at lunch today - it is fucking ridiculous how few people are attending Nationals games AT A BRAND NEW BALLPARK.

9:01 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

You know, Gilbert leaving the game right now is actually a good thing.

There, I said it.

9:03 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Caron looking great right now...Wiz looking great.

9:08 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Hawk Harrelson...making head hurt a lot...

9:11 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

"Hi, I'm TJ, and I'm a commentaholic."

9:15 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Uh oh Whit is not gonna be happy with that Heilman offering.

9:22 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Don Sutton, what the fuck are you talking about?

9:23 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Giambi trying to tag up makes Swint look like Ben Johnson.

9:24 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Hawk just let the audience know the Yankees are a "professional hitting team."

That of course means the San Francisco Giants are a bunch of unprofessional hackers.

9:27 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Morgan Ensberg is just stealing money right now. What the hell man?

9:28 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

I never thought I'd see the day when Haywood looked like a competent NBA big man.

9:34 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

God damn it another rain delay in Chicago.

9:35 PM, April 24, 2008
rob said...

hawk harrelson - america's worst professional broadcaster. by a mile.

9:36 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

He's making Buck look like Edward R. Murrow.

9:38 PM, April 24, 2008
rob said...

suck it, monkeys - i'm going corporate.

9:44 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Look at the Nats giving it to the Mets...

9:47 PM, April 24, 2008
T.J. said...

Is the first base ump talking smack to Delgado right now?

10:04 PM, April 24, 2008

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