Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Hubris, Arachnid Style

Gheorghe: The Blog's alma mater takes on former arch-rival Richmond tonight in the renewal of a once-bitter rivalry. Once-bitter and no longer because the familiarity that breeds contempt has waned since the Spiders bailed on the Colonial Athletic Association (CAA) in 2001 for the seemingly greener pastures of the Atlantic 10.

Since 2001, the once-formidable Spider hoops program has stumbled into near-irrelevance (where they've bumped into the Tribe at several cocktail parties), posting three consecutive sub-.500 seasons, including an 8-22 mark in 2006-07. Meanwhile, the A-10 itself has seen its hoops fortunes decline to the point where it ranks neck and neck with the very same CAA Richmond spurned in 2001. Over the past 2 years, the CAA has outpaced the A-10 in the postseason, both in terms of number of teams and overall success.

And we're still just talking about basketball. The CAA was a better overall sports conference even when Richmond left - now it's not even close. For the want of a little bit of money and some exposure, Richmond turned its back on traditional in-state rivals. As G:TB is fond of saying, karma, she's a bitch.

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Whitney-added garbage:

It's worth underscoring the palpable attitude U of R and theirs took when departing the Colonial for the Atlantic 10. The rest of the CAA were left to take the Spiders' exit one of two different ways: "We're better than the rest of you" or "None of you are as good as we are." That's what enacted the karma boomerang. This wasn't a logical geographic or school-size transfer for Richmond, it was an inflated sense of the worth of their program and the conference. Both have plummeted in the last six years, and although we chuckle at their expense now, it's still disappointing to have lost the old edge in the annual "I-64 Showdown."

29 comments:

Whitney said...

At the 2007 Near-Irrelevance cocktail party:

Tribe (stuffing crab puff in mouth): "Heeeeyyy, didn't expect to see you here!"
Spider (wincing): "Yeah..."
Tribe: "Careful, St. Francis showed up and he's loaded."
Spider: "Terrier or Red Flash?"
Tribe: "Red Flash."
Spider: "Oh, cripes."
Tribe: "Yeah. He'll talk your frickin' ear off for an hour about nothing."
Spider: "Great... this is great." (Scans the landscape, winces again.)

Dave said...

I can do the spider.

T.J. said...

For a brief moment there I thought ODU had a chance against the Hoyas.

Nope.

Whitney said...

William & Mary blows an eight-point lead with under 8:00 to play to lose by three to Richmond. 1-4 now. Looks like yet another one of those years.

Ahhh, Tribe men's hoops suckitude... feels like home.

Whitney said...

And here begins the quest for multiple bids: According to the November 19 Sporting News, the CAA is one of 21 "one-will-do-it leagues" (conferences going to get only one bid to the NCAA tournament). VCU is their pick.

They have the A-10 getting three bids (Xavier, St. Joe's, Rhode Island). And the MVC gets two (Salukis, Bradley).

T.J. said...

This is the kind of headline I like to see:

"Scientists Say 'Standing Up' May Be as Important as Exercise"

Whitney said...

Xavier has a standout shooting guard named Stanley Burrell. Who can tell me what another Stanley Burrell's more famous pseudonym is?

(TJ, I hope you don't need to use the Net to find out.)

T.J. said...

Please Stanley, Don't Hurt 'Em

Mark said...

He may need a Hammer though...

T.J. said...

Do Mark and I have to split the prize?

Whitney said...

Splitsies for Teej and Mark. Nice work.

If there were money in knowing random worthless pop culture trivia, we'd all be in a higher tax bracket.

T.J. said...

And I'd have a helicopter.

Mark said...

That shot lasers at homeless people.

T.J. said...

Just call me Ben "Butcher of Bakersfield" Richards.

rob said...

and made smores automatically.

same old sorry ass tribe (sosat, for future reference)

Mark said...

Those lasers are great for making smores...

rob said...

mmm, laser-smores

zman said...

Read this.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=bojackson

Whitney said...

Say the magic word, Mr. Zoltan.

T.J. said...

Shazam?

Mark said...

It's Kazaam, TJ.

rob said...

shaq, aaaaaaaaah.

T.J. said...

There's 17 minutes left in the 2nd half, and George Mason is beating Drexel 48-15.

Whitney said...

Didn't one of our CAA gang pick Drexel as a jump-in-the-standings school?

Whitney said...

'Cause it's now 83-38.

Whitney said...

Yep, here it is. Extra P. took Drexel. Still very early, but they may not be the #2 team he predicted.

rob said...

and vcu lost to hampton. good thing we only penciled that in for a tribe win and didn't use permanent ink. towson lost to navy, too, to make for an all-around asstacular night for the caa.

zman said...

Is the magic word "clicks" or "goatate"?

zman said...

I was at the Knicks/C's debacle last night. I want a new pro basketball team. Am I allowed to switch?