Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Billy Packer...

Giant Douche

or

Turd Sandwich?

Posted by T.J. at 8:45 AM

29 comments:

T.J. said...

I vote Giant Douche.

9:17 AM, March 14, 2006
Whitney said...

Stay classy, TJ.

9:48 AM, March 14, 2006
T.J. said...

So it that 2 votes for Giant Douche?

9:50 AM, March 14, 2006
Mark said...

Make that 3 votes for Giant Douche. By the way TJ, you excited to get a shot at A&M? I know how deserving you think they are of a tournament berth.

10:11 AM, March 14, 2006
T.J. said...

What a conundrum, huh? I don't want to jinx the Cuse and have to sit through a debacle like last year, but I think so very little of A&M that I have to openly mock them and take the Cuse...in other news, watch out for Iona.

10:17 AM, March 14, 2006
Mark said...

Steve Burtt Jr.= Good player, Crazy Dad.

10:51 AM, March 14, 2006
rob said...

is dennis in hiding, fearful of the teal terror that is unc-w? i can't think of a worse fate for him - losing a bet to me at the hands of the same conference he's belittled at length in this space. of course, gw wouldn't be a cakewalk, either.

11:08 AM, March 14, 2006
Dennis said...

Duke will pummel UNC-W. In fact, realistically and rightly so, Duke has a very favorable bracket...toughest game will likely be in that second round matchup. That is, until they get to the regional championship against your West Virginia Mountaineers!!

12:52 PM, March 14, 2006
Geoff said...

Dennis' Dream Final Four:

Duke, WVU, Penn State and Gattaca

1:22 PM, March 14, 2006
T.J. said...

And Randy Moss.

1:22 PM, March 14, 2006
Dennis said...

Not Penn State hoops - conveniently I only root for their football team. So, you can probably substitute Indiana (although without Knight, it's not the same so I dunno) as my third hoops team in the final four. And I'll take Gattica over any of those lame CAA teams 10 times outta 10...

2:05 PM, March 14, 2006
T.J. said...

Tony Skinn would punch Uma right in the nuts.

2:06 PM, March 14, 2006
Dennis said...

U know, most people forget Jude Law is in that movie - he's the wheelchair dude...gives it much better street cred with the gay community. Which this space could use from time to time...

3:41 PM, March 14, 2006
Mark said...

I dind't know that you could have "street cred" within the gay community. I was thinking of something more like "salon cred" or "bathhouse cred".

3:45 PM, March 14, 2006
rob said...

wow, i didn't see those last 2 posts coming.

4:10 PM, March 14, 2006
T.J. said...

Do you need a boost? Maybe some phone books?

4:16 PM, March 14, 2006
Dennis said...

Low blow, Tom. Very low blow...

4:32 PM, March 14, 2006
rob said...

and if voting is still open, tj is a turd sandwich.

4:57 PM, March 14, 2006
Geoff said...

TJ...I'm standing an applauding over here...I LOVE a good short joke. Love it.

Oh...and sorry Rob. My bad...

5:15 PM, March 14, 2006
twins15 said...

I actually kinda like the guy.

*ducks*

7:42 PM, March 14, 2006
rob said...

interestingly, twins15 also believes that the world is flat and finds dick cheney "cuddly".

9:21 AM, March 15, 2006
T.J. said...

Just over 24 hours until the fun starts...

9:27 AM, March 15, 2006
Mark said...

Less than 5 hours until my weekend starts...

9:51 AM, March 15, 2006
T.J. said...

Wow, these guys really hate the new James Bond:

http://craignotbond.com/

3:09 PM, March 15, 2006
Whitney said...

Mark, it's not cool to rub our noses in it. Some of us have to work tomorrow -- and not even enjoying the camaraderie of an office, we have to work from home, sitting here at this computer laboring away, or near the computer, or in the next room watching basketball. Not cool, man.

4:02 PM, March 15, 2006
Marls said...

Packer is without a doubt a a turd sandwich. If you think about it, the giant douche is intended to cleanse a large amount of foulness as evidenced by the fact that it is a "giant" douche. While this is a gross and unpleasant task, it is essentially job that makes the foulness more pleasant for all parties involved. As such, anybody who calls a game with Packer is a giant douche - ie. the only thin between us and two hours of pure filth. On the other hand, the turd sandwich is the foulness that stinks up the joint and makes you want to run for the exits. Clearly, this is Packer. He is a steaming, openfaced turd sandwich on rye toast. His mere voice make you cringe and almost long for the days of George Raveling.

7:35 PM, March 15, 2006
T.J. said...

Uh, is that the greatest pop-in comment ever? Is the world's all-time bartender now part of the blogosphere?

7:29 AM, March 16, 2006
Marls said...

I lurk often Mr. Doyle.

9:38 AM, March 16, 2006
rob said...

like his namesake, marlin runs in deep waters, surfacing only rarely to dazzle with his brilliance, and returning quickly to the mysterious murky depths.

10:30 AM, March 16, 2006

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