Trump Is Jesus. Get Used to It.

This one's gonna get me in some hot water, but let's do this.

Gheorghies, I know there are many among the sensible party that have been offended by the recent post offering up graphic depictions of His Royal Scumbucket DJT as Jesus. Well, let me tell--

Actually. before I get into that, I mention the "sensible party" off the cuff, but really what informed that phrase was a sketch from an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus in November 1970. It's called "Election Night Special," it features the Sensible Party vs the Silly Party (along with lesser parties the Slightly Silly Party and the Very Silly Party), and it's great fun. 

In 1987 the Pythons issued a compilation audio album called The Final Rip-Off, which it wasn't, and my freshman roomie Dougie Fish and I wore the discs out when he purchased it the following year. Here's the original TV episode: 

Sure does seem like Jethro Q. Walrustiddy would have a place in the current cabinet, eh?

Anyway, Trump as Jesus.

I'll be honest with you: I don't get the hysteria. He's super into self-aggrandizing AI art. I mean, it's only a matter of time before Trumpkin illustrates himself as Wardy "Wood" Joubert III, right? If he hasn't done it already.

So what's the big deal with this?

And honestly, he has a lot more in common with Jesus than other iconic characters whose persona he's assumed. You want proof?

He is well-known to offer crazy quotes like:

• "Nobody fucks with the Trump."
• "Let me tell you something, pendejo... You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the White House lawn, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up my ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click'."
• "Are you ready to be fucked, Iran? ... JD and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
• "I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo!"

Donald Trump is also a known sex offender. I'm not sure about eight-year-olds, but he's a sexual assaulter with established ties to the most infamous pederast in all the land. 

Trump is the Jesus. To wit:

Oh!

Jesus Quintana, not Christ. Goodness, no!

He's the opposite of that, although getting millions of people to listen to him verbally soil himself daily is a miracle. 

Enjoy!