Whitney broke the news of the forthcoming Cocaine Bear film back in August. As part of our ongoing commitment to a bit and unquenchable desire for content, we're going to be updating the story as we get more details. And yesterday, we got more details.
Behold, the official(ish) movie poster for Cocaine Bear, which features the release date in addition to the title character looking fearsome, if a little bit zonked:
It goes without saying that the logical conclusion of all this is a mini-summit movie premiere night on the town on February 24, 2023. Make plans accordingly.
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“Get in Line”… I get it
i'm thinking we do a cocaine bear stumble on the night it opens.
690% IN
my children roasted me over the holiday week for the way in which i bathe (sharing a bathroom gave them some clues to my routine). so a poll for the assembled gheorghage. when you shower, do you:
a) wash your body (lather up, etc) with your hands only;
b) use a washcloth or loofah of some sort to wash your body; or,
c) forsake washing and let your natural oils do their business as was the custom of our ancient forbears?
I'm in group b, but haven't used shampoo in 3+ years. It seems to have slowed my hair loss, though much too late.
Glad Rob had some good family bathing time over the holiday.
I am in group a, but I use soap. I don't generate lather from my hands only.
Group A. I use Dove body wash as applied by my hands. Then use 2 in 1 shampoo. I’m intrigued by Rootsy not using shampoo. How, uh… how is your hair not super dirty?
Group A.
i did not have the socceroos going through to the knockouts
So if Argentina loses to Poland, they’re out?
correct. would also go out with a tie if saudi arabia beat mexico or mexico beat the saudis by 4 goals.
split between a) and b). often forget to take washcloth to outdoor shower.
stronnnnnng humblebrag from our man at the beach
we've got a trailer, folks
postcount, numpty!
that trailer is awful…ly awesome
This is exactly the type of movie zwoman loves. Henry Hill, Felicity/Elizabeth Jennings, Clay Davis (sheeeeeeeeeyit), Ice Cube's son, a drugged CGI animal behaving poorly, all with tongue-in-cheek seriousness. It's an ursine twist on "Snakes On A Plane" but in the woods.
this appears to be the greatest movie ever made
you got a keeper, z
To Whit's earlier question - shampoo is an artificial construct, man. I give the old noggin a hearty scrubbing with hot water and a washcloth and then take care of the rest of me. My scalp is a fair bit less dry than it was before.
pour some out for christine mcvie, songbird flown away
No!! I love her. I should have gone to see FM way back when. Opportunity missed.
as i type, poland and mexico are deadlocked on points, goal differential, and goals scored. the next tiebreaker is 'fair play', which is based on yellow and red cards. if it comes down to it, poland would currently go through on the squeakiest of margins (yee-hah!).
argies had the group the whole way
aaaand now the bell has tolled for me. dodged covid for darn near three years. stupid germs.
stupid *lab-generated biological weapon*
fixed it for ya
That is one hell of a movie trailer
people on the socials are going batshit about the cocaine bear movie. it’s gonna do boffo box office.
As it should
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