As some of you know, I have an Instagram account. I use it for low-brow entertainment, to stay loosely in touch with others, and to look at attractive women. Not necessarily in that order.
I love a quality, inane account to follow. And I have found the Holy Grail of inane accounts. The man behind that account is the Holy Grail of party animals. Is it too late to rush him for Pi Lam?
The account is @featherstonerusty on Instagram and @rustyfeatherstone on TikTok, where he has 188K followers. I assume Rusty Featherstone is a fake name. Rusty is a college kid somewhere (Oregon?) with a simple mission in life. It's called Rusty Rates Beers. Rusty rates beers by drinking a 12-pack of them. He announces the beer, gives updates after he's four/eight/twelve deep, and then gives a score. It goes exactly as you might expect, every single time.
I embedded my favorite review below, and another one below that. I'm a sucker for a Harry Potter reference. Enjoy.
@rustyfeatherstone Tiktok I’m a trained professional please let me post this
♬ original sound - Rusty
@rustyfeatherstone Audio was off had to repost... Enjoy
♬ original sound - Rusty
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22 comments:
Drinking 12 of anything is usually a bad idea.
Rusty has a Bates shirt on; that's in Maine, if he goes there. My cousin played squash there. Yep.
Did your cousin get his masters from bates college?
Rusty is huge in Qatar
what did you do, tr?
Good one, Rootsy!
gheorghies!
hey buddy
Sup?
quite a ride yesterday . . . i guess i'm ready for the haul down to the OBFT
https://sentenceofdave.blogspot.com/2021/07/an-epic-hike-and-epic-ride-to-end-epic.html
Breaking: 69-foot sandcastle may be the frattiest ever built
Elsa is fucking up my week on the beach a bit. Over cast and rainy all day today. Doesn’t Mother Nature know I’m supposed to be drinking on the beach?
Mark- maybe ask Elsa if she wants to build a snowman? Hope she heads out soon. I’m in Charlotte this week and we’re expecting rain from her here tomorrow.
wife dragged me to trivia with friends this evening. one of the answers was statler and waldorf. seems it was meant to be. we won the belt.
Ringer!
Is it a braided leather belt you can wear with your barn jacket and khakis?
Rusty is a Junior at Rollins College in Winter Park, FL. (Country club school)
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