Saturday, May 26, 2018

Memories, New and Old

Deep breaths, Fulham fans
My sporting cornucopia overfloweth today, at least from a soccer perspective. From the lowest levels of the American game to the pinnacle of European football, it's an embarrassment of riches.

At venerable Wembley Stadium in London, that city's oldest professional club plays for a berth in the Premier League after a handful of years wandering in the Championship. Fulham, which finished third in the Championship standings, narrowly missing out on automatic promotion, take on nouveau poor Aston Villa, the regular season's fourth place club in the final match of the Championship playoffs.

Fulham play an attractive brand of attacking soccer, recording 79 goals in 46 league matches, second only to Championship winners Wolverhampton Wanderers on the campaign. The Cottagers have only lost once since Christmas (though frustratingly, that defeat came in the season's final game, when a victory would've earned an automatic promotion). You'll certainly hear about Ryan Sessegnon in years to come; the 18 year-old winger led Fulham in scoring this season and is destined for Premier League football one way or another. He's already being linked with a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur. But Fulham's got attacking talent all over the pitch, with striker Aleksandar Mitrovic and playmaker Tom Cairney among several Fulham starters with Premier League quality. For those of you who need a bit more in deciding your rooting alignment, Fulham also feature American back Tim Ream, and are owned by mustache legend and Jacksonville Jaguars boss Shahid Khan.

Make this man happy, Fulham
Aston Villa, meanwhile, have John Terry, a villain if there ever was one, slumming it in the second tier and plotting his return to the Premier League, where he'll bang teammates' wives, shiv opposing forwards in goalmouth scrums, and lower the average IQ.

This one kicks off at 11:55 ET, and a Fulham win assures you all high-quality Premier League content in the coming year. I think you all know what to do. Come on you Whites!

In Kiev at 2:45 ET, my daughter's favorite side square off against the white-hatted evil-doers from Madrid in the Champions League final. It shouldn't be terribly hard for neutrals to choose sides in this one.

In the red corner, lovable Liverpool, helmed by German teddy bear and hug-centric manager Jurgen Klopp. The Reds' frantic pressing style and world-class front three pose a problem to every back line they face. They're brilliant on the counter, scoring for fun when they're on their game. Egyptian striker Mo Salah tallied a record-breaking 32 goals in 38 Premier League matches this season, and perhaps more amazingly, turned Liverpool into a pro-Muslim town.

Real Madrid, on the other hand, is anything by lovable. Unless you like despotic arrogance. In the regally self-absorbed Cristiano Ronaldo, Los Blancos boast an all-Universe talent with an even bigger ego. And in nearly every position on the pitch, Madrid features a player probably more talented than his Liverpool counterpart. The Spanish side are two-time defending Champions League titleists, seeking an unprecedented third consecutive victory in European football's most prestigious club event.

Even if I didn't have a familial rooting interest, this wouldn't be a hard choice for me. Liverpool famously never walk alone. Here's hoping they walk back to England with a title.



As much as I care about both of those matches, I don't think I'll have much of an opportunity to view either one. My most important soccer is happening a little bit closer to home (though not exactly around the corner).

Diminutive winger Reilly Russell (11),
circa 2013
At 10:30 this morning, the Loudoun Soccer 04G Gray team, which includes diminutive winger Reilly Russell, takes on the SOCA Reddest Stars in the first match of the Colonial Cup in Richmond, VA. The Loudoun squad are undersized but fairly skilled (as much as one could describe the fifth-tier team in its age group in such a way - it's a testament to both the size and depth of our Club that it's an accurate label). They built on a middling Fall campaign to win the first seven matches of the Spring season and clinch first place in Old Dominion Soccer League (ODSL) Division One.

Unless something drastic changes, this weekend's tournament will be the final one of my daughter's competitive soccer career. She likes the game, but she loves cheerleading, and she's decided that she wants to focus on the latter. The process has been a lesson in subverting parental ego, allowing her to make her own choices, even if those choices aren't the ones her father would've selfishly made.

And speaking selfishly (which, frankly, is all we've really done here over the past 13 years), I'll miss being her coach. I first led her team when she was a seven year-old rec mini player, barely able to kick the ball five feet in front of her. I took a couple of years off after she surprised us by making a travel side, but have served as the assistant coach for her teams over the past three years, supporting a trio of dedicated coaches with a ton more knowledge about the game than I possess.

It's not the on-field stuff that I'll miss, though it's an undeniable kick watching your kid score a goal in extra time to send her team to a tournament final, or thread a diagonal pass into a striker's run, or slide tackle and topple a much bigger kid. I won't miss the near-constant battle between a headstrong child and her stubborn father about getting out the door on time for practice or games. Probably won't miss the stony silence in the car that followed those battles, either.

Diminutive winger Reilly Russell (14), left, and her
sister Katy (16), circa 2017. Gratuitous family photos.
No, that stuff will be forgotten. But being present while my kid grew from a little girl into a young woman, a vocal on-field leader, a player with above-average instincts (with barely average work rate), and a terrific teammate and friend, that will all stay with me. I love watching my older daughter dance, but I have nothing to offer her in terms of guidance and advice. While my youngest doesn't always want to hear it, I have something to give her when it comes to soccer.

Mostly, though, I'll miss the time spent with her. She'll be a high school freshman next year. After her final travel soccer game on June 3, I'll never again drive her to practice, or schlep 2 ½ hours to Richmond for a tournament. That time, even the part spent in mutually bullheaded disagreement, is magic.

If there are soccer gods, they'll sprinkle some magic on Fulham, and Liverpool, and Loudoun 04G Gray this weekend. And if not, I'll walk away full-hearted nonetheless.

54 comments:

Dave said...

that's a bittersweet one-- i'm sure she'll always be glad that she played and you were involved with it. good luck!

Whitney said...

Godspeed, Reilly and Rob. May the road rise to you. And may the wind you break be at your back.

Marls said...

TR owns Fulham?

mr kq said...

Good stuff Rob.

Don't forget Aviva Premiership Final at Twickers. On NBC Sports Gold now. Exeter v Saracens. American and former USA skipper Chris Wyles just scored in corner for Sarries!

TR said...

I gutted out a tough 90-min rec baseball coaching effort in sweltering heat this morning. The bottle of red and troika of couch scotches I consumed last night had a profoundly negative impact on my overall experience.

TR said...

And I resemble that comment, Marls.

Mark said...

I’m excited for the UEFA Final. Hoping it’s a competitive match. I’ve fallen in love with Mo Salah this year.

TR said...

Albany v Yale lax semis? Is there a fiercer rivalry in all of sports?

Mark said...

Rob’s “fried chicken is overrated” take is among the worst things he’s ever done. I say this as I eat a delicious fried chicken sandwich.

zman said...

Can't take culinary advice from a man with no gallbladder.

Mark said...

Sergio Ramos remains awful.

rob said...

fulham!!!

Mark said...

Never seen a goal like that before.

Mark said...

Or that one...

rob said...

the hotel i’m in doesn’t have the game on its cable package. neat. but those goals were ridiculous and sublime.

Marls said...

There is a hotel that does not have fox? How do they watch guys smash their brains in on Sundays? Are you in Mexico?

Marls said...

Tough goaltending day. Jamarcusian.

TR said...

Whenever I see Garett Bale, I think of the gay character from Downton Abbey.

rob said...

it has fox, but for some reason that’s the only channel that’s not broadcasting a signal

Whitney said...

Thomas?

TR said...

Ha - yes. Internet says that’s the name.

zman said...

I thought they were all gay.

TR said...

Nice job, Mets!

Mark said...

Mo Salah being out for the World Cup is terrible. Not quite as terrible as the two of the goals Karius gave up today but it’s close.

I continue to feel bad for Chris Paul. He deserves to be healthy for the end of this series.

Whitney said...

Mets. Meh.

Dave said...

a lot of three shots fouls going on . . .

the game is just interesting enough to make me stay up late.

TR said...

I will be part of a 450 person crew from my town’s rec baseball team going to Yankee Stadium tmrw. Forecast is for 70%-85% chance of rain b/w 11-2. Temps will be low 60’s. Start time is 1 PM. Best part is we get to arrive at 1030 AM for a “parade” where we walk on the warning track for a couple minutes.

rob said...

tough day for the loudoun girls, falling 1-0 and 4-1. my diminutive winger played her ass off, even logging quality minutes in a central midfield role, which is new for her. at least fulham’s headed up.

Whitney said...

Watching the sun rise from the deck of the Martha Wood cottage in Nags Head, NC. Committing my stepmom’s ashes to the bosom of the Atlantic Ocean that she loved so well.

rob said...

there are few sights more beautiful than that - much love to your dad and your family

Whitney said...

Thanks, man. Dad seems to be getting by on quality time spent with kids, grandkids, and liquor.

Dave said...

in no particular order . . .

TR said...

Watching boring baseball in windy, drizzly weather is exactly as unfun as it seems.

TR said...

To Whit’s earlier comment - my sister and I deposited both of our parent’s ashes in the Atlantic, nine years apart. It was done in the same town, in fact. But my mom, who was second to pass, insisted that when we do it, we do it on the opposite end of town from her ex-husband’s ashes were poured.

So when I find myself back in that town, I have to make two stops to pay respects. Divorce is funny.

Mark said...

I’m excited to see what LeBron has in store for tonight.

TR said...

Yeah, this is gonna be fun. Tmrw night should be as good or better.

TR said...

If LBJ gets a 30-20 and they lose, I may help buy his plane ticket to LA. The corpses surrounding him need to stop being awful.

And as I type this, JR does something positive. Yay.

TR said...

I’m gonna bet the over/under line was above 164 pts.

rob said...

that's a metabet

Mark said...

I absolutely want LeBron to leave. I can’t watch him finish his career surrounded by a bunch of schlubs.

Tomorrow night would be epic if Chris Paul was healthy. His injury dampens my optimism and enthusiasm.

TR said...

If the entire Cavs team came back w/o LBJ, they’re a 25-win team, right?

If he leaves, I’m sure they will blow it all up, but there is no talent and a few awful contracts. LBJ created this mess.

TR said...

LBJ dominates games in ways no other NBA players do. The Warriors have needed KD to dominate a game once or twice during this Rockets series, and he has been nowhere to be found. Harden has been closer to this level, but no other NBA player is doing anything close to what LBJ is doing EVERY playoff game. This is special stuff.

rob said...

this is an imperfect and kinda ugly and entirely awesome basketball game

Marls said...

Boston crowd has ZERO confidence in winning this game. Their cheering is hopeful and nervous.

TR said...

Markief Morris is wearing a KU 22 jersey. Was that his number or his brother’s number?

Mark said...

Jayson Tatum is way better than a 20 year old should be.

Mark said...

His brothers jersey. He’s also worn his brothers Celtics jersey this series. They have all the same tattoos. Even for twins they have a creepy bond. I assume they have sex with the same women.

TR said...

All that is creepy. They should date the Hensel twins.

TR said...

Where are the Boston fans chanting “DEE-FENSE” in the last minute? Marls is right. The tight sphincters have the fans too quiet.

rob said...

cavs are getting trucked in the finals, but that shouldn't obscure the fact that getting this team to the finals is a monument to lebron's greatness

Mark said...

LeBron man. Us old guys need to appreciate him more. If he’s not the best player ever (I’m getting close), he’s the most complete player ever.

Mark said...

If Houston finds a way to without Paul tomorrow,
I’d throw a little money on LeBron.

rob said...

i see you, mark, and i agree. warriors will sweep the cavs, but a rockets series could be a crapshoot.

and lebron is the goat, which is no disrespect to mj. evolution is real.

Mark said...

I’m not here for the MJ-LBJ argument at this point. It’s a matter a preference and I can’t fault either side. MJ wins the shoe argument by landslide though/