Sunday, November 20, 2016

Wisdom of the Crowd

Last night at the Second Annual Loudoun Soccer Ball (Soccer Ball, get it?), abetted by copious amounts of alcohol, I spent way too much money on the auction item described in the video below:



Now, to figure out what to do with it. I could have Rog and Davo fete my daughter's soccer team. Or they could record a G:TB theme. Maybe I go selfish, and have them tout me as a generous and remarkable human being. Or do a shoutout to TR's friend who hates them.

I've got options. What Would GTB Do?

30 comments:

  1. Who are these guys? Can you get Clarkson and Mays instead?

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  3. Laura Ingraham got a brutal make-up job for her appearance w/ Chris Wallace this Sunday.

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  4. Your courage has served you well but your hesitation has betrayed you.

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  5. Fuck you there is no bird! I know that the woodbine is the flower!!

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  6. Garett Pendleton is partying with Pip in the pit.

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  7. I knew it was all a lie when Reshefsky allegedly initiated before me.

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  8. Mike Nugent is Buffalo's MVP this week.

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  9. Matthias is drinking beers in the Pit upstairs with Evan, Lud, and Scoop.

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  10. And Ted Nugent was our class's MVP. For those not in the know, we had a kid from Colts Neck, NJ in our pledge class named Edward T. "Ted" Nugent. He spent some time in the pokey freshman year for head-butting a pretty boy jackass who was groping Ted's girlfriend and smashing his face in. I can't stand the more famous Ted Nugent but I loved our Nuge.

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  11. Any of you all going to be in NYC December 3rd and want to see the 10th anniversary show of 'Boys and Girls in America' by the Hold Steady? Got an extra ticket. Final night of 4 night stand at the Brooklyn Bowl. Downside, you go with me or at least pick up the ticket from me. Upside, Zman is going.

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  12. tell the men in blazers to wish my stomach good health, as i had a virus last night that required double digit trips to the bathroom.

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  13. seems appropriate for this soccer-related post...U.S. Soccer just sacked Klinsmann

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  14. Rob, you could have these guys make a video of the Delly folks making the sandwich named after Marls.

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  15. boom, t.j.

    and boom, clarence.

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  16. What are the contents of a Hot Tootie? I assume frozen fishsticks (for the Islanders) are involved. Probably some red onions, worcestershire sauce, and Limburger cheese too.

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  17. The leader in the clubhouse is the Pudgy Marlin which would be chicken fingers, cheese sticks, marinara sauce, and fries.

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  18. I always thought Tootie was hot. Hotter than Lisa Welchel.

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  19. Some of Sammy's salami is in Tootie too. Historically at least.

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  20. ORF Rock tonight

    Audio Only:
    http://listen.shoutcast.com/wodu-theheartbeatofolddominionuniversity

    YouTube
    Search on WODU Live

    7pm

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  21. zson wants an alligator for Christmas. He seems serious.

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  22. That is a big-ass stadium in Mexico City.

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  23. "Hence the Fence" is catchy.

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  24. Hence the Fence with Pence, 2020.

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