Thursday, April 24, 2014

A Wolf in Sheep's Hairpiece

I have not seen a second of "Wolf of Wall Street," but I know that it describes allegedly true events that occurred at the brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont and features a character called Nicky "Rugrat" Koskoff, a lawyer who wears a toupee. Said toupee is referred to as a "piece of shit hairpiece" in this film. Another character named Donnie Azoff discusses the toupee, stating "Fucking Rugrat that wig-wearing faggot I can't believe that fucking guy. I want to kill him."

Rugrat "is portrayed as a criminal, drug user, degenerate, depraved, and/or devoid of any morality or ethics." This is not a quote from the movie. It's a quote from the complaint filed by Andrew Greene against Paramount Pictures and various other defendants in the Eastern District of New York. Mr. Greene saw the movie and apparently believes that the Rugrat character is based on him ... because he went to law school, he worked at Stratton Oakmont, and he frequently wears a toupee. Seriously, he does! Here's paragraph 27 from the complaint:


Mr. Greene was so offended by the Rugrat character that he sued (natch) ... for $25 million. His causes of action? Violation of Sections 50 and 51 of the NY Civil Rights Law; violation of his common law right to privacy; violation of his common law property right to the commercial use of his image; libel per se with malice; and libel per se with negligence.

I'm sure you're saying to yourself "E.D.N.Y? That must be a typo." But no! This does indeed seem like a case well suited to S.D.N.Y., given its long standing history as a premiere venue for commercial litigation, as opposed to E.D.N.Y., given its long standing history as a premiere venue for organized crime prosecution. According to the complaint, Mr. Greene lives in Huntington Station, NY, hometown to zwoman and FOGTB FD (aka FuhDuh, aka Elmer FuhDuh) and home of Walt Whitman High School, alma mater of zwoman, FD, and all the characters from The Wonder Years, hence the E.D.N.Y. venue.


Winnie Cooper y'all! And Paul Pfeiffer ... former roommate of FD and me! Throw in TR and we have a suite reunion!

I don't know if Mr. Greene will win, but Paramount filed a motion to dismiss and it's pretty interesting. As an initial matter, it notes that NY does not recognize a common law right to privacy or publicity. Mr. Greene's complaint notes that he recently passed the NY bar exam; I guess he didn't pay attention to this portion of the BarBri review.


Paramount's motion also notes that the book upon which the film is based (1) portrays Mr. Greene pejoratively and (2) has another character who wears a toupee. It asserts that the Rugrat character is a composite of these two wig-wearing men, so the movie does not misappropriate Mr. Greene's likeness. And to the extent that there are similarities between Mr. Greene and Rugrat, Mr. Greene really did engage in some shystey shit. For example, he was found "personally liable for $2.18 million in compensatory and punitive damages stemming from securities fraud (the same activities depicted in the Film)." The truth is a defense against libel. The book also calls Mr. Greene a "shyster lawyer" and a "toupeed motherfucker" with "the worst toupee this side of the Iron Curtain." And it describes' Mr. Greene's participation in a criminal conspiracy to conceal his friend's illegal ownership of shares of Steve Madden. (Parenthetically, who invests in Steve Madden? How many slinky shoes can they sell?). The book also says that Mr. Greene went to "some Mickey Mouse law school in Southern California--earning a diploma that held about as much legal weight as you'd receive from a Cracker Jack box." And it describes his penchant for smoking pot.

Paramount also notes that Mr. Greene's name and image are not used in the film, which they assert defeats his section 50 and 51 claims. And they note that this story is newsworthy because it really happened. Paramount says that newsworthy stories are protected by the First Amendment.

So it appears that by filing suit, Mr. Greene inadvertently reminded everyone of his acts of securities fraud and participation in a conspiracy, drew attention to his subpar legal education, highlighted his love of pot, and betrayed his general misunderstanding of his common law rights in New York. All because some movie involves a character who does not share his name but wears a terrible hairpiece. Because he frequently wears a terrible hairpiece. Or at least he did "[a]t all times relevant hereto." Which everyone knows because he admitted it in his complaint. In which he seeks $25 million for being "portrayed as a criminal, drug user, degenerate, depraved, and/or devoid of any morality or ethics."

Antoine-Dodson-Dumb

31 comments:

T.J. said...

LaMarcus Aldridge is currently unstoppable.

rob said...

what he said

Mark said...

Indeed. Averaging a cool 44.5 points in the playoffs. Someone should introduce Kevin McHale to the concept of double teams.

rob said...

pre-catch double teams might be the only way to stop him right now. he's making absurd shots against decent defense.

Mark said...

I introduced Rob to Smif N Wessum (not actually but to their existence) just now on Twitter. Im imagining him listening to them in his office now.

Mark said...

Agreed on Aldridge. They have to try something different. It's pretty clear neither Jones nor Asik can guard him.

zman said...

Ason Jones?

rob said...

alas, i'm on a train to nyc at the moment, mark. (side note: any nyc gheorghies hang out near the westin on e 42nd?) i'll have to wait until i get done with meetings today to catch up on smif n wessum.

zman said...

While you're catching up on your mid-90s Boot Camp Clik music, check out Black Moon. Particularly Enta Da Stage. It's fantastic, spelling issues notwithstanding.

Mark said...

I second that recommendation.

Danimal said...

Apolo Ohno is Ironman's next go-to guy. Early prediction is 12.5 hours.

TR said...

I'm gonna repeat my comment from a couple months ago again: when the Rockets exit the playoffs shortly, are we all gonna realize how much we overstroked (made-up word) the ego of Daryl Morey? Media considers him a genius. He's all in on the petulant Dwight Howard, and the Asik contract that everybody (but me) loved is an albatross. Same for Lin's deal. Knicks got crushed for letting him go, but it was one of the few smart moves by them in recent years.

T.J. said...

TR, I know you aren't on twitter much (I don't think), but that's now the question being asked, albeit way after you asked it here on GTB.

And personally I think the answer is the backlash will indeed occur, especially if Portland and their midrange jumpers sweep.

TR said...

Thanks Teej. I guess I'm more of a Grindr guy than a Twitter guy these days.

(Do not google that at work)

T.J. said...

too late

KQ said...

OTL discussing the Redskin name controversy, specifically what a jackass Danny boy Snyder is. I'm enjoying it.

KQ said...

"People are starting to not associate the Washington Redskins with happy thoughts. It doesn't help that the team SUCKS." heh heh this is fun

zman said...

When TR says he's on his grind, he isn't using Ghostface's vernacular.

mayhugh said...

KQ, I'll go a step further - I would speculate that Snyder LIKES the increasingly fervent backlash against the name. I'm betting he's the type of guy that views any attention as good attention. Now that his team is intermittently at the forefront of headlines, he can keep stoking the fire every 3-6 months with another one of his stupid letters.

T.J. said...

Dan Snyder: PR Nightmare, or PR Genius? Yes.

Clarence said...

Rob, I am officially convinced after listening to the new one 10 times (thanks, Squeak, for the link) that this is my favorite 97's album since at least Satellite Rides, maybe Fight Songs. You were right.

zman said...

Russell Wilson filed for divorce while still in his third round rookie deal. Gangsta.

Mark said...

Really was. That kind of vision is what makes him the kind of guy who can lead your franchise.

rob said...

with a lyric like 'who do i gotta blow/to get in this fucking show?', it was going to at least make an effort, clarence

Danimal said...

I might be late to this, but Esquire Tv...channel 235 on direct tv. Watching "Best Bars in America". Clarence needs to host this show.

Shlara said...

what's wrong with OKC tonight???

rob said...

took my minny-based team to dinner in nyc this evening. biggest thrill: one of my guys sat in the front of a cab on the trip home. cabbie was a particularly aggressive example of the nyc hack - my guy nearly pissed himself. "is this normal", he asked the cabbie as we rolled along 7th avenue at 45 mph two inches from the adjacent car. good times.

TR said...

Quite a choke job by Memphis. And Westbrook just had himself a very impressive minute.

Shlara said...

TR--Daryl Morey is no Sam Presti.

rob said...

sam presti is on the precipice of being no sam presti

Dave said...

hey gheorghies!

i will read this post tomorrow