There's a lot going on today: the Wrens close out their regular season at Towson (you'd get a preview, but the game's meaningless - W&M will be the 3rd seed in next week's CAA Tournament), UVA hosts Syracuse in a game that means a whole lot more than anyone expected in November, Fulham begins its desperate scramble out of the basement of the Premiership at home against a much better Chelsea squad, Clarence, Dave, Zman, TR and Marls are recovering from hangovers, Mark and Danimal are warm (assholes) and the Teej is studying.
We're not gonna write about any of that stuff. Because this:
(H/t to TR. Whining for the win.)