This was no doubt related to his own gastrointestinal reaction to several days of dining on work conference food, Big Gay Ice Cream, & multiple Dogfish 90 Minute Imperial IPA's on the train from New York to Washington DC.
At the time, I was tempted to give Rob some solace by advising him to "let em' rip" because the guy who farts on a plane is much worse than the railway cheese cutter. At least on Amtrak if you are overwhelmed by your co-passenger's flatulence you can get up and move to another car, maybe even settle into one of those comfy molded plastic seats in the cafe car - which is almost like being in a Parisian cafe, but without the smoking, haughty service, and any ambiance at all.
Anyway, after reading today's NY Daily News, I realize that I was mistaken. Apparently, scientists are now advocating breaking wind at altitude. Research published in the New Zealand Medical Journal states that while flying,
"(Holding back) holds significant drawbacks for the individual, such as discomfort and even pain, bloating, dyspepsia (indigestion), pyrosis (heartburn) just to name but a few resulting abdominal symptoms."To me, these sound like the normal symptoms of holding in farts, but who am I to argue with science?
Interestingly, the study also claims that women's farts smell worse than men's. This finding is vehemently denied by my wife. However, that may be due to the particular odoriferous emanations of the Marls' household.
Finally, for those of you unaware of the pleasures of the D90MIIPA, I have included a video review, which also might be a first ballot inductee into the Stoned YouTubeing HOF. (To be fair, they may just be shitfaced)
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marls, proud of you for knowing how to embed a tweet
tortuga's episode of triple d will air on 3/18. plan accordingly.
Just doin' my job teej
Any truth to the rumor that the Teej is about to become a homeowner?
not that there's anything wrong with that
Well, I have been a homeowner before, but yes, the missus and I just put an offer in on a much bigger (and much needed) place
Not at all. If fact, I thought it might be a job requirement for him.
I heard that Teedge is about to become a minister.
Yeah, the Minister of Defensiveness!
the sinister minister? the minister of funk?
at what point do the conspiracy theorists start making noise about danica's daytona pole?
That review was painful' could not make it half way through it. It made my eyes bleed.
Danica's pole sounds naughty. The combination made my eyes bleed.
The review is horrific. I still can't believe that those two boobs actually edited that and put it on the internet.
Cracks and weed?
the teej and i will be playing old man basketball tomorrow night. at least one of us will undoubtedly sprain and/or pull something.
what chris paul just did to chris bosh.
drinking the last of the ron z, danimal. there will be more.
chris bosh is gonna break some shit in the locker room.
headed to minneapolis on tuesday. high temp for the day is 6. fahrenheit.
When was the last time the Teej played basketball?
Wanna play baseball?
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