Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
Did you just soil yourself, old man?
Angels and fuselage?
no. not yet.maybe later though - day drinking commences in about 90 minutes. come on down.
You at the TPC today?
No. Working like some kind of jerk.
that shaft would be scarier if there were a bunch of monkeys living in it.
I think that anybody who ever liked We Didn't Start the Fire should be forced to stand against a wall and have strangers hurl tomatoes at their head. My loathing of that song just crystallized in my head today. Never liked it, but just today realized how much I didn't like it. Did I veer off topic here?
Did you take my sweater of hate again? Give it back!
What if the shaft was full of spiders, Dave?
Ooh, Dave is terrified of spiders. And he kind of likes monkeys. Dirty nasty smelly monkeys.
i have a tattoo of all the lyrics of "we didn't start the fire" on my back. chicks dig it.
how the fuck did i miss the fact that the avetts are at the patriot center tonight?
Pretty weak, little buddy.
hi kris! are you related to mel? please give him our best. though i think he may be dead. in which case, our condolences.
Rickie Fowler's performance today...and that mustache. Good stuff.
To call today's soccer results a dagger in the hear of Manchester United would be understating the enormity of the events that took place. For anybody who is a doubter of the excitement of soccer, I urge you to find a replay of the second half of today's Man City - QPR match. Devastating day for me, but a great day for a sport and a league that will hopefully continue to make inroads here.
Will does that season end? Will be over there in a few weeks....
I tried to show my overgrown backyard who's the boss (lots of comedic fodder in that clause) but now I'm suffering through a remarkably unvomfortble and aesthetically offensive bout of poison ivy. zBackyard 1, zman 0.
Season is over, Danimal. Champs League final is on Saturday 5/19. However, the Euro Cup 2012 starts in mid-June. England is playing in that. If my memory serves me correctly, I believe the entire continent goes on holiday after that until September and retreats to the beaches to wear Speedos and chug cigarettes.
new post up. important stuff.
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