Friday, March 30, 2012

Finally...the Ghoogles...have come back...to G:TB

Ain't that right, Rock? (Jim Ross' reaction is always priceless)



So the top search item leading folks to this corner of Al Gore's invented universe is "zooey deschanel legs". Now, I'm not sure if this is voyeurs looking for some gams, or sociopaths who desire to own her personal appendages, but either way, it draws the folks in, so kudos gentlemen. We are a small subset of the interwebz Zooey Deschanel Fan Club (I, however, still don't get the appeal).

Now on to the other ridiculous, sublime, shallow and pedantic terms that led folks to G:TB over the past few months:
  • tattoo mess ups
  • cameo tattoo
  • droopy dog
  • fresh prince
  • lady spartan soccer wax
  • sibling tattoos
  • sexy highschool girls
  • sinus cavity
  • gaetane thiney
  • hot girls
  • porkslap
  • pursuit of happiness tattoo
  • awesome possum
  • baseball card
  • fresh
  • igor
  • mike magnante retirement benefits
  • worst rock songs
  • assholes
  • bea hamel
  • gaëtane thiney
  • poland
  • the irish curse
  • zooey deschanel thighs
  • ass holes
  • brigitte bardot naked
  • college bikini
  • maute bol
  • record player tattoo
  • zooey deschanel big legs
  • zooey deschanel hot legs
  • adventure time tattoo
  • alfonso ribeiro fat
  • alfonso ribeiro shirtless
  • arsenal tattoo
  • baseball cards
  • brigitte bardot hot
  • epic paradox
  • jack urbont
  • james hetfield wife
  • mike magnante pension
  • peeps diorama
  • alfonso ribeiro body
  • bikini top off
  • brazilian women names
  • california state tattoos
  • grammy
  • hairy dicks
  • stan kasten
  • terminator tattoo
  • beetlejuice tattoo
  • brazilian hookers
  • georghe the blog
  • hot rugby girls
  • james hetfield young
  • jason hervey
  • joshua bell metro
  • money over bitches tattoo
  • nirvana live
  • russian bikini
  • saint christopher tattoo
  • sea isle city
  • sibling tattoo
  • smoke tattoo designs
  • tattoo filler
  • tattoo filler designs
  • tattoo sleeve filler
  • thousand yard stare
  • what does a deviated septum look like
  • zooey deschanel scandal
  • "beasthoven"
  • big hairy penis
  • bikini line
  • bikini ripped off
  • bikini waitress
  • brazilian prostitute
  • brazilian pussy
  • california state tattoo
  • cameo tattoos
  • can white men jump ethnicity genes culture and success
  • corine franco
  • dali desert
  • dan mumford tattoo
  • darren sharper
  • dead man's hand tattoo
  • deviated septum
  • devo are we not men
  • dinosaurs tattoo
  • elodie thomis
  • faithful tattoo
  • ghorghe the blog
  • grammy trophy
  • group of sexy women
  • guitar pick tattoo
  • iceland women
  • indie tattoo designs
  • information society
  • kari wuhrer remote control
  • mike magnante retirement
  • nadal capris
  • nut shots
  • pork slap
  • question mark tattoo
  • rugby world cup trophy
  • saint george tattoo
  • short definition of internet
  • st christopher tattoo
  • st george tattoo
  • tattoo terminator
  • tattoos over stretch marks
  • tb friends
  • the internet
  • train tattoo
  • zooey deschanel dominatrix
  • zooey deschanel legs photos
  • zooey deschanel legs pics
  • "kim mcganty"
  • 15 year old bikini
  • a boy with a hood blog
  • adventure tattoo
  • adventure time tattoos
  • alex rodriguez jerk
  • alfonso lincoln ribeiro
  • alfonso ribeiro ripped
  • american football tattoos
  • anger tattoo
  • animal kingdom rides
  • are we not men
  • arod jerk
  • arsenal tattoos
  • avett brothers tattoo
  • avett brothers tattoos
  • bacon/sarcasm
  • bald poodle
  • baseball tattoo designs
  • berserker clerks
  • big hairy pussy
  • big pill
  • bikini babes
  • black panther symbol
  • bobby thompson
  • boston dynamics cheetah
  • brazil chick
  • brazilian females
  • buddy nix
  • butch at middleberry college
  • california love tattoo
  • cause of pain in right hand & right shoulder
  • college girl bikini
  • columbus day poster
  • corona bikini
  • cute cartoon butterflies
  • dancing russian gif
  • darren sharper super bowl
  • delle donne sports illustrated
  • diorama
  • droopy the dog
  • dru joyce iii height
  • dugges
  • filler tattoos
  • fu dog tattoo
  • funny lawnmower pictures
  • gears tattoo
  • german girls
  • giant sturgeon
  • glowpuck
  • grammys trophy
  • greg kihn - kihn of hearts (1992)
  • greg mcelroy sister
  • helicopter tattoo
  • hell is empty and all the devils are here tattoo
  • hot jmu girls
  • i hate kyle
  • iceland girls
  • icelandic women
  • italian flag tattoos
  • italian soccer player tattoos
  • janet jones gretzky
  • jessica biel summer catch
  • johnny hector
  • joshua bell
  • katy perry see through
  • killer peeps
  • kurt cobain live
  • listen to frank ocean mixtape
  • making fuck
  • matt muir superbad
  • men with three testicles
  • merkins
  • metallica grammy
  • mike love
  • military squirrel
  • monkey pussy tattoo
  • muffet mcgraw
  • muscle
  • muscles woman
  • music staff tattoo designs
  • nasal polyps
  • not taco bell material
  • nut cup
  • oil derek
  • oil spill otter
  • otter oil
  • peyton manning neck x ray
  • picking up butch
  • point of sale in the u.s. corn dogs
  • porkslap beer
  • pretty mexican girls
  • prometheus
  • quik rabbit sex
  • real incest archive
  • robert plant pene
  • roberto alomar
  • rockabilly cars
  • ron mercer
  • rupaul as a man
  • russian girls bikini
  • saint anthony tattoo
  • sandwich girls
  • sci fi movie
  • sexy greek girls
  • sleeve filler tattoo
  • small bikini
  • smoke filler tattoo
  • squirrel pictures
  • starr hill productions
  • success tattoo
  • tattoo above pussy
  • tattoo chuck
  • tattoo fuck ups
  • tattoo over stretch marks
  • tattoo st george
  • texas is the best
  • the cell movie
  • three beautiful men
  • tony the tiger animated gif
  • tottenham tattoo
  • traveler tattoo
  • true love never dies tattoo
  • true romance tattoo
  • two can sam
  • unclothed women
  • webb ellis cup
  • what is a deviated septum
  • women argentine sexy
  • young brazilian girls
  • young rupaul
  • zooey deschanel leather
Per the tiny dictator's request, here is the "wordle" for this blog post:

25 comments:

rob said...

that's a pretty spectacular list. can you make it into a wordle?

i particularly enjoyed 'mike magnante retirement benefits'.

T.J. said...

Well the hell is "a wordle"?

rob said...

wordle!

Greg said...

That wordle is fantastic. Gheorghe: The Wordle should be (at a minimum) a fortnightly feature.

Igor said...

Love the ghoogles. If you could put "mike love" between "big hairy penis" and "big hairy pussy" that'd be swell.

T.J. said...

"real incest archive"

Don't come here looking for no fake incest archives...

Dave said...

love that wordle. wish it were hot-linked.

i've brought this up before, but when i "google" the above phrases, i don't pull up G:TB posts.

except when i googled "epic paradox giant sturgeon," and then google directed me to . . . this ghoogle post. wtf?

Dave said...

so i guess my question is: is T.J. making up the ghoogles?

because that would be his work of greatest genius.

Shlara said...

I love these lists.

zman said...

So this blog is about tattoos?

T.J. said...

Dave just gave me some fodder for the next installment of this...

Danimal said...

hello fodder

Mark said...

I am dominating the G:TB wordle. Dominating.

TR said...

How bout we split it into three columns next time so we don't have to hit page down 69 times to get to the comments?

rob said...

doug gottlieb is interested in the kansas state job. i find this fascinating.

i'm easily fascinated, though.

T.J. said...

How 'bout you go work for blogger and actually make that one of the format choices in the content management system...

rob said...

just out of curiosity, teej, did you submit the text of that post to wordle, or did you just use the gtb url? 'cause i think that wordle might be a gheorghe-wide wordle.

T.J. said...

The link for just THIS post was submitted.

At some point I will submit the link for ALL of G:TB to see the results.

Dave said...

i am loving "southern rock opera."

Danimal said...

thank you for the dbt re-introduction...have been familiar w/for long time but they just never stuck. have been grinding to them all day.

T.J. said...

danimal, you are not Eric Nies. Stop grinding to tunes.

rob said...

griiiindage for the weeeeeasel

Danimal said...

did i say grinding? i meant bump'n and grinding. sorry.

Mark said...

Teej. Not only Eric Nies grinds. Clipse grind and they are waaaay cooler than Eric Nies. And they're from Virginia.

Greg said...

The "entire history" wordle of G:TB should be wall-art-worthy.