Friday, August 12, 2011

The Music Contest Thickens

A few days ago, The Almighty Yojo announced The First Annual G:TB Song Contest. The Yojo provided a song and some lyrics to get the entrants started, and challenged someone out there in the G:TB Universe to do a better job covering his creation.

A few people asked The Yojo if he could provide a guitar track of the song without the Yojo's unadorned and rather raw vocals. When The Yojo is asked, The Yojo provides. Here is a scratch track, not only with guitar, but also some drums and bass. Click on the link, and you can download it as an MP3 and then load it into Garage Band or some similar program and sing along. Good luck and have fun.

Monks and Naked Ladies No Vocals by The Density

Here is the unusual thing. The people who expressed interest in the song were Rob and Squeaky. The person who did NOT express interest in the song was The Almighty Yojo's old bandmate, Whitney. Nor has Whitney used the microphone that The Almighty Yojo sent him several months ago in the mail. The Almighty Yojo is afraid that this has become more than a Song Contest. It has become a digital audition.

The Almighty Yojo is certainly flexible. In fact, he'll let anyone willing into his band. Especially if that person can sing. He is also aware that digital technology makes it possible to have a virtual band. We are not constrained by distance. In fact, he's been pestering Whitney to pursue this for years. But to no avail.



How will this turn out? Will Rob or Squeaky be the Sammy Hagar to Whitney Lee Roth? Stay tuned to Music Season to find out.

14 comments:

TR said...

The timing of this post has left me in a quandry. Are we to properly memorialize the passing of Warrant's Jani Lane today?

http://youtu.be/OjyZKfdwlng

rob said...

postcount, tr

Dave said...

uh oh. did i jump the queue? sorry.

TR said...

Do we dare mess with the Almighty Yoyo?

zman said...

Can you ask the Almighty Yojo to send me the vocal track?

If Kanye has the green light to autotune Nina Simone (a travesty) then I can fuck around with Yojo's dulcet tones.

Whitney said...

Okay, Yojo-Ma, I'll bite. The thing is, you know this isn't really my kind of song. It isn't 11 minutes long, nor is it filled with esoteric, pseudo-clever lyrics. But I will see what I can offer.

T.J. said...

I plan to do spoken word with the intro scene to Top Gun blasting in the background.

rob said...

fuck, there goes my idea

Dave said...

yes! i knew i'd goad you into it. imagine if rob replaced you as lead singer . . . that would be the greatest height differential loss in a lead singer ever.

Dave said...

and imagine being replaced as a lead singer by a guy named "squeaky."

Squeaky said...

Please post the guitar only track. Sans drums and bass.

TR, does poop punk classify as metal up your ass?
http://goo.gl/P7lFO

T.J. said...

Wouldn't that classify as metal OUT your ass?

Dave said...

you don't like the drums and bass? fu.

Squeaky said...

No I like the drum and bass. But I have a different take and need just the guitar.