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was he talking about the shot or the "high fives" bet tiger and stevie?
now i remember why i no longer watch or play golf. i nearly poked my eyes out in boredom waiting for that shot-- which was nice-- but they should have a 24 second clock.
the context makes the shot greater than the execution - sunday at the masters, woods up one with dimarco getting ready to putt for birdie from 15 feet. the shot gave him a two-shot lead, which he needed as he bogeyed 17 and 18 to fall into the playoff that he later won.
One of the great unpaid advertisements of all time. The ball slows perfectly as it rolls to allow the camera to focus on the Nike Swoosh. Phil Knight is smart.
4 1/2 innings of baseball in 2 1/2 hours. sounds about right.
surprisingly, that ball is not in the possession of tigger or stevie...
chirkinian apparently paid 1m/year from the day he "retired" 'til the day he died... bo van pelt - can't putt...which is too bad otherwise he'd be 2 off lead
is it me or have they not shown cabrera one time? that's f'd up....he's -5 on the day, 4th all alone, and a past winner...and likely winner tomorrow.
okay...since no response...i'll go out and say it's between k.j. and cabrera....with a gun to the head i'd say k.j.
i like the young irishman tomorrow, danimal
hard not to. rory good. plus he's the co-leader - that doesn't hurt.
although if luke wears apple blossom colors again tomorrow, he's my guy.
i think we'd b ra-tards if we didnt include tiger in the mix
tiger's just a guy right now.i also like one of the masses at -3 to finish within 2 of the winner. too many of them for one not to make a run.
That 2nd shot at 15 was not by just a guy. Only bc it's Saturday does that shot go unnoticed. And of course bc he missed the putt....he's playing golf....if putts drop tomorrow....
Day's caddy wears 69 so he should win.
that shot was absurd, but he isn't making shit, and those shots have been few and far between.
I will become a big Day fan if he finishes in the top 5...
3 mos ago I was a big Rory fan and then he started getting a wee bit cocky....even his compatriots McDowell and Westwood told him to shut the f up
Last time I played that hole I chipped it in for birdie and a match won.... :) what a dick.
Wow....Rory could run away w dis
If you're a basketball dork like me, check out your local Fox Sports channel for the Nike Hoop Summit. It's USA v. the World and it usually a highly competitive and entertaining event. Last year, it's where I first began to believe in Kyrie Irving and it also featured an epic duel between Enes Kanter and Jared Sullinger. It's also where Dirk Nowitzki, Pau Gasol and Tony Parker first made their names.
i advise those of you hurrying out to the netflix store to rent 'dinner for schmucks' to slow your roll. fabulous cast is wasted on a fairly formulaic plot.
I love rob's flow. You should rent black swan. Not a complex story but very well done and natalie portman is preposterously good.
And the pre-masters "river monsters" marathon is a brilliant ideal. I will spend the day watching others fish and golf.
my flow is preposterous
not a lot of scoring out there so far today. bodes well for the young irishman.
tigger -2 after 3....just had a dirty mouth on #4.the masters website is pretty impressive - did you know you can look at players' scorecards from the previous rounds, select a hole and actually watch video of the player on that hole? not all holes but many - pretty impressive.
mickelson doubles #5 and says bye bye to his remote chance.
rory's getup would not go well with a green jacket...angel's only slightly bettertigger bogeys 4.
2 year old said he wanted his momma to take him to pool this afternoon rather than his big daddy - love that kid.
rory bogeys 1st! after a smashing drive and poor 2nd....
2:55 PM: Tiger nails tee shot on par 3 and Rory shanks first shot on 2nd hole. Start of Tiger's rally?
And as I type that, he nails the bird after Rory butchers shot 2 from the trap.
Rory puking all over himself.....he can still par this tho....
My act of production thus far today was showering.
Oh my. Charl!
Tiger needs this bird badly. There are a lot of bodies in front of him.
Tigger hitting golf shots again today. If putts start dropping watch ur fingers.
Hear me roar! How bout an eagle on 8?
If Tiger wins, he should feign tears and pledge to donate the winnings to charity.
By the way....major props to Rory for par on 2
That's why the vets usually win this tourney....they remember the breaks vs putt where they think they know its goingTiger!
Nice cameo as co-leader for Charl. And Tiger pulls another magical shot out of his bag of tricks.
i love watching cabrera stomp around
excuse me while i go back and erase my earlier comments about tiger.
Just a Guy is 5 under after 8
This feels like a major from 6 or 7 years ago. Tiger charging, no one else able to run much. It feels like he's going to win by 2.
So Ronnie Wood is caddying for Rory?
Rory now shitting pit seeds
We have a long way to go. Rory will rebound. What's cool is that this could be one of if not the greatest Masters we'll ever see. It's possible.
I wasn't gonna go with scotch today, but the Tiger charge is making me re-think things.
Scotch was just poured.
A 31 on the front 9 at Augusta????
I feel compelled to join....going w jamesons tho
Am still liking Cabrera here too....guys a fucking grinder
going to see the old 97s tonight - gonna have to catch the last 45 mins of this toonamint on the radio.
Naive question, Danimal, but the back nine is considered the easier of the two, right?
dave rice goes from byu to unlv. cue jokes about his players' ability to pay for sex and not get suspended.
The whole field is wilting. Except Cabrera, only b/c he has been looking chubby and sweaty all week.
Yes...at least a shot if not 2 easier
Actually went w the black bush(mills) for obvious reasons....
you have jameson and bushmills in your house? hope you don't keep them close together.
Yes. But again its Black Bushmills and it is gee oh oh dee good.
And lets not forget about Choyeeeeeee!
One more par here big fella.....and its on like donkey Kong.
I don't like Tiger but I can't stop rooting for him here.
Tiger is back to being a machine.Dammit.I wanted my BF Adam Scott to have a chance today...
I think tigger just sealed his fate w bogey on 12 and that 2nd shot on 13
not a great stretch for just a guy
Tiger is unfortunately done and we r back to normal programmimg
Hot hot Adam Scott still in it. I just don't see him in there at the end.How bout a Rory 3-jack here?
Sorry. I just said "hot hot Adam Scott". Some wives I know refer to him as that. Easy to say now but was going to say prior to drive on 10 , Rory bogeys 1-2 of next 3 holes....
Danimal, that is his name. No need to apologize.
double is more than likely for rory here. this thing's wide open.
Tiger will probably beat rory, just not for the win....
did i say double? meant snowman.
Ho-lee shit again. Rory just shat a potato.
Hot air balloon race?
Tiger tiger woods y'all.
We could have a 4 man playoff.....
Tiger has to finish as his boy o'meara did years back.....birdie birdie birdie
Scott's Caddie was on Norman's bag in 96....he persuaded Norman to lay up on 15....not too far from where Scott just was....interesting.
Faldo just fucking jinxed him
faldo: "you hate to say it now, but it's all (about) experience"next scene: jason day, playing his first masters, makes a birdie putt to tie for the lead.gold, sir nick. gold.
christ, rory. sack up and stop acting like a little bitch.
i don't feel for him, ian. he looks like a petulant dipshit all of a sudden. at least dustin johnson didn't look like he wanted to cry when he gacked the us open.
I think Rory missed church today.
Alas poor rorick.
i can't remember a 5-way tie on the back 9 on sunday.
HOT HOT ADAM SCOTT!!Love him.
Scott in a great position here. Still have a hard time seeing him w the jacket. Tiger gave it away.
this is ab. surd.
I think tiger hurt himself there.Scott who I thought he was
5 under on the front and even on the back...that's just fucked up
Really enlightening Tiger interview...
okay...maybe scott can wear the jacket.
kj still in this bitch though
crap. adam is getting nervous
getting good again....
i wonder if anyone has changed rory's diaper yet
KJ is the Korean Retief Goosen. So steady.
You could make a drinking game around how many times the camera inadvertantly catches Cabrera lighting up.
i haven't seen that...i thought he quit a year or two ago - temporary i guess - guy likes his heaters
this is unreal.
kj done. cabrera done.
Yep, three man race now.
jason day - nice catch brah!
Win or lose, Jason Day is doing alright.
I'm stressed out and I'm just sitting on the couch.Can't imagine how stressed Adam is now.
would not want that putt coming back....oh boy
Can we talk about how Charl Schwartzel looks like Rabbit from Supertroopers?
Come on Charl.
May the Schwartzel be with him.
Don't fuck with the Schwartzel.
That makes Angel Cabrera "Farva"
a good masters...could have been epic if tiger had done anything on back...
Jason Day and Adam Scott seem like nice brahs
Interviewing an Aussie is a 0.0 on the degree of difficulty.
Again, this man's name is Charl. Well done lad.
He just birdied the last four to win? Hot damn.
let's hope charl isn't another immelmann....let's see you again charl
dammit.i wanted to see Adam in the green jacket.
And nothing else.
Highlight of the Masters for me: Jason Day's wife. Hello there.
I like how Schwartzel commandeered Tiger's fistpump on the back 9.
Mark just got married a mere month ago, so according to Jim Nantz, you have a green jacket coming in six to nine months./no correlation nantz
I wish Nantz will bust into Japanese right now...
Having just flipped to a Mariners game, it appears the Masters low amateur should take in a game at SafeCo. He'd feel comfortable.
Despite the shitty name, I couldn't be more impressed with Charl Schwartzel. As clutch as a back nine final day major performance as Ive ever seen. And hopefully, there's enough Jameson in Augusta to make Rory forget his back nine.And again, well done Jason Day.
In South Africa they say "sorr Charl"
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